Some people are athletes, and then there are people without a hint of coordination or strength in their body. Whichever category you fall under, I am sure that at one point in your life, you have thought that participating in the Olympics is easy. Here I give you hilarious perspectives on some of the most popularly viewed sports and the differences between competing professionally and just as a hobby.
1. Gymnastics
I somehow trip while standing still, so honestly anything you do will impress me.
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2. Cycling
We all eventually crash on our bikes.
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3. Tennis
When you think you can hit the ball in slow motion, but it's coming at you faster than anticipated.
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4. Fencing
You're only competing to receive a point rather than fighting to the death.
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5. Table Tennis
It's more intense than playing a game with just a buddy.
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6. Diving
You're not as graceful as you thought.
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7. Archery
I'm just going to stick with my board and darts. Less injury that way.
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8. Volleyball
It's still pretty badass whether you're playing for the Olympics or at school.
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9. Modern Pentathlon
Oh Audrey, we can't yee-haw or ride statues in the Olympics. That would just be too much fun and too easy.
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10. Boxing
Adrian: "Why do you wanna fight?"
Rocky: "Because I can't sing or dance."
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11. Soccer
It's 2016 and although the USA women's soccer team is a billion times better than the men's, it is still paid less. Why?!
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12. Basketball
It's basically the NBA.
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Get'cha, get'cha head in the game!
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With my luck, I would be the one that scores at the wrong goal. Oh wait, that did happen one time. Ah, second grade soccer. Those were the days! With enough practice maybe you can become an Olympic athlete or at least close to it. Even if you're not amazing at sports, just doing your best to stay healthy and fit is good, too. Hope you enjoy watching the rest of the games!
