We all have one. That guy who you see on campus, or in class, and he's perfect. His hair, his clothing, everything about him is spot on. He screams "your type." But you're too afraid to go up to him and say hi.
So now what? You find out his name on the class roster, or ask your friend who he is, and you find every single one of his social media accounts. Here's a step-by-step on how to get the guy.
1. First, you find the guy.
He can be a friend of a friend, a classmate, or anyone you deem stalk-worthy.
2. Then you friend him on social media.
Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn, Pinterest (it's for guys too!).
3. Throwing out favorites on Twitter.
He tweets Drake lyrics? Favorite. He's going on vacation with his mom? Favorite.
4. Liking every picture he posts on Instagram.
Every. Single. One. You even like his post from 228 weeks ago. Oops!
5. An answer to a "reply" tweet.
He tweets, “who sings that 'work' song? #replytweet”
And you reply, “@cuteguy it's by Rihanna!!!”
6. A DM or a message on Facebook.
You finally do it. You slide into
his messages and ask him for his chemistry notes, or if you're courageous, his
digits.
7. He either thinks you're a huge stalker, OR he's interested (see step 8).
If he knows you're a stalker and doesn't appreciate the love and support you've given him, he's not worth it. Move on to stalking the next cute guy’s social media.
8. Marriage.
You're welcome.
I hope this helps you take the next steps to getting the cute guy you've been social media stalking for a few months. You deserve it, and he deserves you!
