The United States of America, once a utopian country in the modern world where no one was in need of basic essentials, when summer was the only season that existed and all children could frolic in fields of dandelions without wondering where their next meal was coming from, is nothing but a distant memory. Today, America has fallen to pieces as the result of the gay agenda, atheists, Islamic terrorists and illegal Mexican immigrants that bring nothing but drugs and sex crimes into the nation. One man, however, has the power to pull Americans up by their bootstraps and do what it takes to make this country great again, and his name is Donald J. Trump.
Donald Trump is the only candidate from either party that truly understands what ails American citizens. Although his plan to build a wall around Mexico to prevent illegal immigration is an intricate and unique plan, what is to stop the Mexican people from taking jets and skydiving into America? What Americans really need is a high-tech, bullet- and missile-proof dome that encircles the entirety of the United States. With technology nowadays, constructing a generator that produces artificial oxygen from unwanted greenhouse gases and other forms of pollution has the potential to solve two problems in one simple device.
The dome also protects Americans from unwanted imports from China and Japan. Instead, we will create two exits out of the dome that will allow planes and ships to leave so that we may export our own products of superior quality and reboot the economy. This will also guarantee that all companies will stop outsourcing jobs that should belong to our hardworking citizens.
The next step in order to ensure the prosperity of our great nation would be to exile all those who oppose Mr. Trump. As with his rallies, Trump should prohibit protesters from entering or staying in the United States should he become president. As president, the paying of legal fees is unnecessary as those who enforce Trump’s “no protester” policy will surely be pardoned. The protesters, who are extremely violent and more than likely support the upstart, conflict-driven Bernard Sanders, the Zodiac Killer, Hillary Clinton and her emails, or disgraced, barely noticeable governor of Ohio, John Kasich, will be sent to the coldest places in the world without their jackets.
Under the new order, Trump will also make it illegal for all media outlets to promote false portrayals of himself. In fact, all stories will follow a strict set of guidelines so as to make sure that everything produced is accurate and lives up to Trump standards. Megyn Kelly, the ill-willed journalist from Fox News, will need to be rehabilitated and give Mr. Trump a portion of her salary as repayment for all of the advancements that she has made in her career on his behalf. A formal, public apology from Kelly is another condition that should also be included on the list of demands.
It is time that the American people start taking real steps in order to make our country great again. As a Trump win is inevitable, the next step that our great leader must take is to put some serious thought into his running partner. Overly qualified candidates that Mr. Trump should pay a mindful eye to include Sarah Palin, Gary Busey, Jar Jar Binks, Charlie Sheen and Grumpy Cat.
