It’s a new year and we’re ready to meet the perfect guy, or at least the perfectly chiseled guy. To help the hunt, we’ve gathered the most eligible men here. Prepare yourself!
Just look at how on point his style game is. Justin can you please be the leading man in all of my Instagrams?
Look at Nick’s hair swoop. He is basically Chuck Bass IRL with a better personality and no baggage. I’ll swipe right and be your Blair.
Dang that jawline though...I’m kinda surprised Taylor Swift hasn’t written a song about him yet. Or has she? Andrew can you confirm over pizza?
The only reason I wouldn’t message Jack is because he might be prettier than me. Just kidding, what are you doing Friday?
Your name could be Mr. Potato Head for all I care as long as I can ski directly into your heart. Me, you, spiked hot chocolate? (Emphasis on the hot.)
Have I mentioned that I’ve always had a thing for boats? Particularly when they involve men like you.
Barbie called. She wants her Ken doll back. But not before we grab coffee?
Bernardo, there’s nothing to think about—just swipe right for me.
Ryan, important question. Will you leave your glasses on or off when you make out with me?
I don’t know where to begin—the tan, the jawline, the abs, the scruff. You could put Zac Efron out of business. I’m just sayin.
You look kinda lonely on that bench all by yourself. Mind if I join?
It’s scientifically proven that if you leave the top two buttons of your shit unbuttoned, you become, like, a billion times hotter. Why don’t we confirm this over drinks?
I don’t know how successful a date with you would be. I’m too busy staring into your eyes.
I can already tell what Greg’s turtleneck is made out of: boyfriend material.
Daniel, you look like a combination of the Weasley twins and Harry Potter himself. Can I slip you a love potion?
That smile, full disclosure, I may be blushing as I Bumble right now. Drinks? Stargazing? Harambe memorial planning? Matt, I don’t care. I’m yours.
With those aviators, you almost look like a young Joe Biden. Let’s get together and not talk about politics.
Let me just swipe right and stare at your baby blues all day or over dinner?
I just feel like you’re the type of guy who loves long walks on the beach and, more importantly, me.
I love a man in a suit, especially a guy like you. Why don’t you wear that when we go out?
The perfect man doesn’t exi—The smile. The freckles. The abs. The eyes. The hair. The dog. Here he is. I’m done. Game over.
A guy with a fresh shoe game deserves our utmost attention—can I take you to dinner?
OK so for our first date you can teach me how to surf. Sound like a plan?
So what are you waiting for? Go make your first move on these hotties of 2017. Hurry before they are gone!
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