Retired baseballer Jose Canseco's Twitter account is a goldmine, overlooked by many but home to dozens upon dozens of bewildering and hilarious dispatches from his enigmatic psyche. Among his favorite topics are the "sandsquatch," his ex-wife, and the various beings of the supernatural. I compiled a number of my favorite tweets.
I don't even know what the fuck is going on here.
10. In which Jose patronizes Jack Nicholson
11-16. In which Jose patronizes Elon Musk
18. In which Jose channels Dril
These last three are my personal favorites.