Retired baseballer Jose Canseco's Twitter account is a goldmine, overlooked by many but home to dozens upon dozens of bewildering and hilarious dispatches from his enigmatic psyche. Among his favorite topics are the "sandsquatch," his ex-wife, and the various beings of the supernatural. I compiled a number of my favorite tweets.


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I don't even know what the fuck is going on here.


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10. In which Jose patronizes Jack Nicholson


11-16. In which Jose patronizes Elon Musk



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18. In which Jose channels Dril



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These last three are my personal favorites.


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