As all college peeps know, finding what you want to do with the rest of your life is a lot harder than it seems. The options are endless, but the jobs that match your specialties and fortes are not. Finding that perfect job that doesn't feel like a job is what we all want and what they all have. If you are lacking inspiration, turn on ABC on Monday nights and take a peek at some of the amazing jobs that are featured by bachelors and bachelorettes. For those of you who are #against reality t.v. shows, I made your job searching a little easier and put a few occupations below with descriptions of what they do. Take a look, find one that matches you, and start those applications!
Hipster.
He goes to coffee shops and listens to music before it's "cool."
Dog Lover.
She cuddles puppers and wears chewed up shoes.
Pizza Entrepreneur.
He made a pizza once.
Pantsapreneur.
He wears pants.
Cruise Ship Singer.
She enjoys drinking with strangers and is great at limbo.
Erectile Dysfunction Specialist.
He makes the little bumps in life big bumps in life.
Manscaper.
She waxes no no places and sees grown men cry.
Twins.
They were locked in a womb together.
Healer.
He heals the sins you make at the bar.
Tickle Monster.
He is lonely.
Socialite.
She spends Mommy and Daddy's money.
Canadian.
He eats fake bacon for breakfast.
Free Spirit.
She only works when it's 4:20.
Beer Chemist.
She opens beer with her teeth.
Law Student and Exotic Dancer.
He sues you while giving you a lap dance.
Unemployed Nurse.
She plays a lot of Operation.
Jumbotron Operator.
She make you feel awkward on a first date when she shows you on the Kiss Cam.
Former Miss Illinois.
She thinks she is still relevant.
Break Dancing Instructor.
He shows you how to do the splits without splitting your pants.
Sign Spinner.
He works the streets and hopes no one recognizes him.
Aspiring Drummer.
He fantasizes about banging on cylinders.
Menswear Buyer.
She buys her dad clothes sometimes.
Amateur Sex Coach.
He teaches sex, amateurishly.
Whaboom.
He makes unwanted noises for no f***ing reason.
Hot Dog Vendor.
She eats 8 hot dogs in 2 minutes.
Junkyard Specialist.
He likes trash and smells like it too.
Tailor and Magician.
He makes your clothes fit while pulling a rabbit out of his hat.
Aspiring Dolphin Trainer.
She watches a lot of Free Willy.
Chicken Enthusiast.
She eats without her hands.
Sorority Recruiter.
She throws what she knows at all times.
Former Child.
He still gets allowance and doesn't have to make appointments by himself.
Unemployed.
At least she's honest.
Pathetic.
She's just like all of us.
After looking at these completely real, well-paying jobs, you should have somewhat of a better understanding of where you want to go in life. On the other hand, if you're like me and you still have no clue, look back at the last job listed....
that is your future.
