Ladies and gents, the warm weather is swiftly upon us. It’s time to gear up for the sand and sun, and make your body great again. You’re probably currently ordering Dominoes with your leftover meal swipes from the semester, or eating random library food out of stress, so here are some easy ways to finesse your physique and overall aesthetic.
Eat ice cream on the beach.
Wear a floppy hat to feel fleek.
Get a nice cover up and wear it -- maybe never take it off.
Sport the most high-waisted shorts you can find.
Maybe take a hint from Donald Trump or Ross Geller and get a killer spray tan.
Borrow a Hawaiian shirt from your dad.
Drink a lot of Hawaiian punch -- it claims to have a lot of antioxidants.