Hey there.
It's me, Global Warming.
Not trying to be rude, but you may have seen me around more often lately.
I just wanted to drop by.
As a friendly reminder I still exist.
And to be honest, things are escalating.
Like I'm not trying to be pushy.
But I'm starting to feel like you don't even care about me.
Or like I don't matter to you at all.
And I'm gonna be honest with you, that hurts.
I'm not saying we ever had a great relationship, and trust me, I never wanted things to be this way either.
But I never imagined you'd just ignore me like that.
And I'm not trying to be clingy.
Or make too big a deal out of it.
But I did just want to stop by.
As, you know, a friendly reminder
It's 78 degrees in February, green outside, and hail the size of golf balls is falling from the sky.But seriously guys, no pressure.
Your Pal,
Global Warming