Whether it be a house party, little party, fraternity party, pool party...there are always the same types of people at every scene. And you quickly catch on.
1. The overly drunk person
Is it considered a party these days if there isn't one, or at least a handle, of totally overly-intoxicated people? I mean, concerts, pool hang outs, a bar at 2 p.m - there's always that person that just went down waaay too fast. Don't get me wrong, sometimes you feel like, maybe they had a bad day?
2. The guy that's always trying to get everybody hyped up
You know this guy. Everybody knows this guy. He's always running around, yelling what people need more of what drink, demanding a song to be played, or just making a scene. But would the party be as great without him jumping off of something and landing on something else?
3. The passed out person
This scene never gets less sympathetic. Whether it's a guy KO in a bush, or a girl cuddled up on a couch chair in the middle of the socializing. You never cease to get second hand regret. And theres always the artist that's at the party.
4. The guy/girl walking around with a stash of alcohol, refusing to let anybody not drink from it
You know when you see that girl swaying over with her handle of tequila, it's time to run back over to the beer station. Or the aggressive guy that keeps doing the Captain Morgans pose, with the captains, refusing you not to take a shot. Once you make eye contact, you know it's all over.
5. The person who gets handed their first drink, and when you see them five minutes later they're almost to the KO stage
I've been to my fair share of parties, frat and house, and never heard or seen anybody getting drugged (not that it doesn't and couldn't happen). But you always know or have that friend that seems like they did with one drink.
6. The dancer
You have that friend that gets any alcoholic beverage into her system, and its like Beyonce's-less-talented-back up dancer just took over their body. Music of not, they're swaying, and eventually jumping all around the place.
7. The guy that wants to fight everybody
There isn't much worse then this intoxicated confrontational dude at a large social gathering. He's calling people out on stuff, trying to get other people to fight, or trying to fight anything from people to furniture himself.
8. The girl you just met/barely know that is intoxicated enough to believe your here personal Dr. Phil of the evening
I don't want to hear about your long distance boyfriend, your brother that goes here, or the guy your secretly hooking up with. I'm waiting in line for the bathroom.
9. The quiet person
No matter how loud, obnoxious, and crazy this party is, there is that awkward person with a drink in their hand that you can guess has had it with them all night, not talking to anybody and just starring down other people. *uncomfortable*
10. And how could you not include the person that has a restraining order with alcohol...
...because anytime they're within 100 feet they are sure to be getting sick within the evening. Your friend that had one beer, or decided they were the drinking champ and could funnel hard alcohol when you slipped away for five minutes. Either way, the end of the night is always the same story, with you holding their hair back-or, comforting however you personally comfort.
