Celebrating 15 Years Of Elle With 15 Quotes

Celebrating 15 Years Of Elle With 15 Quotes

Favorite sayings from everyone's favorite blonde.
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It has been 15 years since we were graced with the character that is Elle Woods. Every female has admired Elle. I won best defense attorney for Mock Trial in Middle School after deciding I wanted to be a lawyer thanks to Elle. Here are 15 of Elle's top quotes to celebrate the 15 years she's been inspiring us.

1. Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.

I have never done this with my Chihuahua. Okay, yeah that's a blatant lie. Please don't put me up against Elle in court on this one, because I'm as guilty as Chutney.

2. It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin... to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye."

Because I mean, who isn't opposed to chafing. She taught girls that there are some things that you just can't compromise.

3. Ugh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.

To some, Labor Day is a day to barbecue and hang out on the lake. To others, it is the day that divides your closet. Anything white goes into storage and out comes the plaid.

4. It's called the "Bend and Snap."

With that revelation, Elle Woods changed the world (and also the UPS guy's nose shape) forever.

5. He's gay!! Enrique is gay!

Let's be real, the bedazzled matador jacket kind of gave him away from the start, but don't call the girl out on her last season shoes. She will fight back with a vengeance and take you down.

6. I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.

Realizing the struggles and differences of others is an important skill. Elle had this down pat way back when.

7. Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.

I will agree with you there. Orange has its place — Clemson or Tennessee. That's about it. You don't see girly girls decking everything out in orange now, do you. Fifteen years later, orange is still not the new pink.

8. I worked so hard to get into law school. I blew off Greek Week to study for the LSATs.

As a middle schooler, I had no clue how important Greek Week was. Now that I'm in a sorority, I can fully appreciate the sacrifice that Elle made.

9. The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

It was at that moment I began stockpiling Cosmo magazine in a drawer under my bed. My mom would tell me to throw them away, but I told her it was for future research for my law career.

10. Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't.

How many times have you heard on the news about a woman returning home from spin class or a hot yoga session to kill their husband. Yeah, that's what I thought. Another point for Elle.

11. You know, you're really being a butthead.

Even hot older guys need to be called out on when they're being buttheads. Let's face it, sometimes you have to resort back to elementary school insults to sink down to their level of stupidity. Emmett was totally being a butthead.

12. I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappi Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.

Elle knows. There are very few guys who can look good in tighty-whiteys. Frat guys with dad bods are not those guys. No one can tell the horrors that Elle has seen.

13. If I'm gonna be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.

So take that, Warner! You honestly never deserved someone as smart, determined, and underestimated as Elle anyways. We all knew she was too good for you the moment you broke up with her for being too blonde. As if there is such a thing.

14. I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I?

This is probably one of the funniest to me because if anything, Elle is way too good for Warner. He wants a smart woman but is unable to appreciate the smart woman that he already has.

15. Exactly. Because isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least twenty-four hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?

May or may not have typed that from memory. Just kidding, I totally did because I have used this quote more in my everyday life than I'm proud to admit. This scene is a cinematic great. If you disagree, you're wrong. So suck it, Chutney.

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50 Quotes from the Best Vines

If you're picturing the vines in your head, you're doing it right
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In 2017 we had to say goodbye to one of the best websites to ever roam the internet: Vine. In case you have been living under a rock since 2013, Vine was -(sad face)- a website and app that took the internet and the app store by storm in Winter 2013. It contained 6-second videos that were mostly comedy- but there were other genres including music, sports, cool tricks and different trends. Vine stars would get together and plan out a vine and film it till they got it right.

It was owned by Twitter and it was shut down because of so many reasons; the viners were leaving and making money from Youtube, there was simply no money in it and Twitter wanted us to suffer.

There's been a ton of threads on Twitter of everyone's favorite vines so I thought I'd jump in and share some of my favorites. So without further ado, here are some quotes of vines that most vine fanatics would know.

1. "AHH...Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant"

2. "Nate how are those chicken strips?" "F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS.....F%#K ya chicken strips!"

3. "Road work ahead? Uh Yea, I sure hope it does"

4. "Happy Crimus...." "It's crismun..." "Merry crisis" "Merry chrysler"

5. "...Hi Welcome to Chili's"

6. "HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?" "THAT'S MY OPINIONNN!!!.."

7."Welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus... Kumbaya my looordd"

8. Hi my name's Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Well I'm a point guard, I got shoe game..."

9. "It's a avocadooo...thanks"

10. "Yo how much money do you have?" "69 cents" "AYE you know what that means?" "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"

11. "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."

12. "Hey Tara you want some?" "This b*%th empty. YEET!"

13. "Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha-- Free-- Freeshavaca do"

14. "Mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick"

15. "Two brooss chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay"

16. "Jared can you read number 23 for the class?" "No I cannot.... What up I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never f#@%in learned how to read."

17. "Not to be racist or anything but Asian people SSUUGHHH"

18. 18. "I wanna be a cowboy baby... I wanna be a cowboy baby"

19. "Hey, I'm lesbian" "I thought you were American"

20. "I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag" "you spilled- whaghwhha- lipstick in my Valentino White bag?"

21. "What's better than this? Guys bein dudes"

22. "How'd you get these bumps? ya got eggzma?" "I got what?" "You got eggzma?"

23. "WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?" "THEY are my crocs!"

24. "Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?"

25. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!" "I can't sweem"

26. "Say Coloradoo" "I'M A GIRAFFE!!"

27. "How much did you pay for that taco?" Aight yo you know this boys got his free tacoo"

28. *Birds chirping* "Tweekle Tweekle"

29. "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

30. "I brought you Frankincense" "Thank you" "I brought you Myrrh" "Thank you" "Mur-dur" "huh...Judas..no"

31. "Sleep? I don't know about sleep...it's summertime" "You ain't go to bed?" "Oh she caught me"

32. "All I wanna tell you is school's not important... Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog...RUFF. You know?"33. "Oh I like ya accent where you from?" "I'm Liberian" "Oh, my bad *whispering* I like your accent..."

34. "Next Please" "Hello" "Sir, this is a mug shot" "A mug shot? I don't even drink coffee"


35. "Hey did you happen to go to class last week?" "I have never missed a class"

36. "Go ahead and introduce yourselves" "My name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire-" "Stop, stop, stop. Where?" "Hmm?" "Where's the B?" "There's a bee?"

37. "There's only one thing worse than a rapist...Boom" "A child" "No"

38. "Later mom. What's up me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker...GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?


39. "Dad look, it's the good kush." This is the dollar store, how good can it be?"

40. "Zach stop...Zach stop...You're gonna get in trouble. Zach"

41. "CHRIS! Is that a weed? "No this is a crayon-" I'm calling the police" *puts 911 into microwave* "911 what's your emergency"

42. "WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? "

43. *Blowing vape on table* * cameraman blows it away* "ADAM"

44. "Would you like the spider in your hand?" "Yea" "Say please" "Please" *puts spider in hand* *screams*

45. "Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garrbaagge"

46. *girl blows vape* "...WoW"

47. *running* "...Daddy?" "Do I look like-?"

48. *Pours water onto girl's face" "Hello?"

49. "Wait oh yes wait a minute Mr. Postman" "HaaaAHH"

50. "...And they were roommates" "Mah God they were roommates"


I could literally go on forever because I just reference vines on a daily basis. Rest in peace Vine

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An Answer To The Question Of Our Times, Does Lightning McQueen Have Car Insurance Or Life Insurance?

The debate has been settled.
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My third year at Elon ended awhile ago, but there is one question I was asked this year that is still burning in my mind. It's not from a class I took or a meaningful discussion I made but it is still of utter importance.

Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?

It's been presented to me that he could have both but that answer just doesn't satisfy me. Sometimes not everyone gets to be right. Just like you shouldn't get a trophy for being the 12th best team in little-league, Lightning McQueen should have either car insurance or life insurance, not both.

My initial response was that McQueen has car insurance because, you know, he's a car. However, a deeper dive into the issue shows me that only fools would think this way.

Throughout the “Cars" universe it appears that cars are the main source of intelligent life on the planet. There are no signs of human beings ever existing. Even if you subscribe to the theory that all Pixar movies share the same universe, there are still no humans on earth at the time of “Cars."

With no humans around, it's reasonable to believe the cars think of themselves as the dominant form of life and would thus, have Car insurance. Our hearts are their engines. Our buttcracks are their mufflers. You get the idea. What's most important is that while life looks different for Cars, they would still refer to it their insurance as for their lives.

If you are still saying that since they are Cars they would call it car insurance, I would love for you to show me the “Human Insurance" card you keep in your wallet. Oh, you don't have one? That's what I thought.

If Lightning McQueen really had car insurance like in our world, please tell me who is working on him when he goes into the auto shop? A car working on another car sounds a lot to me like the “Cars" version of a doctor, not a mechanic.

Overall this debate is silly. Once you get past your initial instincts, It's clear to me that whatever the dominant, intelligent form of life is in the world, they would have life insurance. It doesn't matter if that is cars, kangaroos, or even refrigerators. The dominant life is life, and that life needs to be insured.

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