7 Reasons Why I Love Trump
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7 Reasons Why I Love Trump

He loves his daughter the way I wished my dad did.

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7 Reasons Why I Love Trump

1. He's a family man.

When asked if Ivanka would pose for playboy, Trump states, she has a nice figure, if she wasn't my daughter, I'd date her.

Like mother, like daughter. At least we know his tastes don't change. That's the kind of president we need.

Consistent, caring, and confident.

2. He has the best words.

According to experts, Trump has a list of his favorite words.


This sounds like a drinking game waiting to happen.

Here is a video of Trump with his best words.

3. He likes to delegate in Gold Sharpie.

It may have something to do with needing to make up for the size...of his hands.

You know what they say about small hands...gold sharpie.

4. He has humble beginnings.

I think this kind of speaks for how humble Trump is. I mean my parents gave me a large loan of 25 cents as a kid so...

5. That Toupee.

Vote for Trump, he'll handle this country the way he does with his toupee.


Here's another picture from his best side. Try not to get too hot and bothered by how sleek it is.

6. He knows his history.

and how do we solve this, Mr. Trump?

He gets straight to the point. Like I said, consistent, caring, and confident.

7. He'll Make America Great Again.



No really, for 7.99 on Ebay, you could also make it great again.

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