Well, as many of you sadly know our talented, determined, hardworking Cleveland Indians lost to the Chicago Cubs in Game 7 of the World Series on Wednesday evening. As many of you also know, a certain announcer by the name of Joe Buck showed a great deal of bias towards the Cubs throughout the entirety of the series. Similar to the theme of NBA Finals, Cleveland was once again fighting against the world. Joe Buck had a disgusting infatuation with the Cubs and their ever so mediocre player, Kyle Schwarber (seriously, he's not that great). Buck made it very clear that he was not cheering for the Tribe in every way possible. I mean I think anyone could tell you who he was rooting for just by listening to him talk for more than a minute. Every other word out of his mouth was commending the Cubs for making simple routine plays or discussing how long it had been since Chicago brought home a World Series win (it's been a long time for us too, buddy). And while it is a huge deal the Cubs won, I feel as though Cleveland was just tossed aside. I mean what ever happened to cheering for the underdog? Many predicted the Tribe would not even make it past Boston, but they came through and did better than anyone ever imagined. I have never been more proud to be from "The Land" after this past year. Our own Cavaliers brought home an NBA title and the Indians made it to Game 7 of the World Series. The only thing better than that would have been winning the World Series, but I don't think we have much to worry about because things are looking even better for the Tribe's 2017 season. In the words of Cody Allen the Indians "want to get this started again." They're going to come back better than ever, there's no doubt about it. So, after this devastating loss I thought I would tell you a few things to brighten your day, perhaps 50 things better than Joe Buck?
1. Listening to "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor on an endless loop
2. Stubbing your toe
3. Tyler Naquin missing that pop fly in Game 6
4. Allowing Hillary Clinton access to your email
5. Being Donald Trump's daughter
6. Food Poisoning
7. Playing in traffic
8. Using Wasabi as contact solution
9. Striking out looking
10. Using a Lego as the sole of my shoe
11. Sitting on a cactus
12. Throwing myself onto a human sized cheese grater
13. Accidentally hitting my thumb with a hammer
14. Bumping into that really sharp corner of the counter in your kitchen
15. Having your ex date your best friend
16. Typing out a long text pouring your heart out and getting back a one word answer
17. Smudging your perfectly winged eyeliner
18. Drinking expired milk
19. Your phone falling under your seat in the car and not being able to fit your hand down into the crack to get it out
20. Getting "L7 WEENIE" tattooed across your forehead
21. Student loans
22. Thinking you're using Wi-Fi but hours later realizing you've been using your data
23. Getting into the checkout line with a cart full of groceries and realizing you left your wallet on the counter at home
24. That Sunday night feeling before work or school
25. The "pins and needles" feeling after your foot falls asleep
26. The person you love being in love with someone else
27. Cleveland's potholes
28. Cleveland's never ending road construction
29. The sound of someone chewing
30. Oversleeping on the first day at a new job
31. Drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth
32. Eating a raw onion like an apple
33. Pouring rubbing alcohol into tiny paper cuts all over your hands
34. Accidentally shaving off your entire eyebrow
35. Only being able to wear a Donald Trump wig for rest of your life
36. Finding hair in your Chipotle
37. When a store has a cute shirt on sale and it's not your size
38. Finals week
39. Realizing you have homework after you've already laid down in bed
40. Crying babies in quiet restaurants
41. Your cell phone ringing in church
42. Tripping while making eye contact with someone
43. Waving back at someone who wasn't even waving at you
44. Not getting favorites on a Tweet you thought was funny
45. When you think you received a text but it's from your cell phone carrier telling you that all your data for the month has been used
46. Sending an ugly Snapchat to the wrong person
47. Going in for a routine oil change and finding out there's $3,000 worth of work that needs to be done
48. Coming home after a long day to watch your favorite show and realizing it didn't record
49. Writing a 10 page paper the night before it's due
50. The Cleveland Indians losing Game 7 of the World Series after an awesome post-season run
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