I've been with my girlfriend for almost a month now and I know that's not very long, but we've known each other for about 2 months now. I met her on the first day of school and she's awkwardly walked over to me and started a conversation and she was really weird with it, but it made her cute. We talked there for about 10 minutes before I had enough gumption to actually ask her for her phone number. So, 2 months later, and a bunch of craziness in between, she has been a beautiful and crazy light in my life.
But I do have things that I do that make her crazy. She makes me crazy so much that I have to do the same to her with unwanted tactics. I try to be fun around her and not make it a boring relationship On that note, I decided to make a list of 5 ways I annoy my girlfriend. If your girlfriend is like mine and she's jus like this; I believe you should prepare to take notes and follow along as I share my sound advice. LOL!
1. I always do repetitive things
When ever we're together, I will do sounds over and over again. I recently started making clock noises because it makes her crazy, it makes me laugh and gives me a lot of joy because she gets really upset and annoyed
2. I always act like I didn't hear things she said
Whenever she's talking and it's something that's general I always say: "What'd you say" or "Huh". I obviously hear every word she says, but it makes it better to do something that makes her go: "Wow". It's funny because she really thinks I'm ignoring her, but I hear every word.
3. I ask her to wash her hands after she eats before we make contact
Growing up, I did this the no touching myself until I washed my hands, but I grew out of it by 13. One day, she tried to touch me and I decided to pull back and said no. Ever since, she actually thinks I'm this way and washes her hands every time before she touches me. It annoys the hell out of her to do it, but she does. I stay quiet.
4. I say "chillin" every chance I get
My girlfriend used to ask me how I was every time we saw each other at the beginning of when we met, but I would always say chillin. Now, she doesn't ask me that question anymore, but when other people ask me that question and she's around I say chillin on purpose. I know she hates it so much and I do it so much!
5. I purposely watch a live stream around
Lastly, my girlfriend hates a particular live stream I look at. I watch a Twitch stream for NBA 2k17 and I watch him from time to time, but whenever she's around he unexpectedly comes on when I'm around her. Me, knowing she hates it, turns it on and blast it to the highest level. She hates his voice and everything he talks about and closes my laptop every time it starts to play. I laugh really hard every time it happens.
As you can see, I'm the perfect boyfriend. I am the best boyfriend possible. LOL! I am, but I do things to annoy my girlfriend like every great boyfriend! My girlfriend brings me so much joy and she makes me laugh and smile so much and I annoy her out of the fact I care about her.
So, if you're girlfriend is like this and you want to annoy her; please my advice and do these things. Say that you're doing out of love and it carries you a long way.
