With the primary elections being Tuesday, April 26th, it is beginning to look like businessman, Donald Trump, is going to be the Republican candidate for the general election. I don't know about you, but Trump definitely has my vote. He is obviously the most qualified out of all of the other candidates, and he has promised to "Make America Great Again." However, in order to convince you, I have made a nice, simplified list as to why Donald Trump will make a fantastic president!

1. His luscious, orange-hued skin

One word: Orange. His skin makes him appear like he could quite possibly be the leader of the Oompa Loompas. His skin looks like it has been kissed by twelve thousand oranges. His skin looks like he lives in a spray tan salon. Donald Trump's skin is the most gorgeous and leathery skin in all of the land. He looks like a Greek god, an Adonis. That should be reason enough to vote for him.

2. The Toupee

Donald Trump's hair looks so fake that there is not even a possibility that it cannot be real. However, it looks as though it may have been crafted by God himself (if there even is a god? Because what God would ever let Satan run for president, but I will get into that more later.) Silky and gold plopped right down on top of his shiny, orange head. It only adds to his sex appeal. This nation needs a sexy, charismatic leader.

3. His respect for women

Donald Trump has the utmost respect for all women (especially his dear friend Rosie O'Donnell); especially his twelve (or was it three?) wives. He treats them like they are gold. Trump would never objectify women, or tell a news reporter that his infant daughter was sexy. He would never display himself as a sexist pig, or tell a fellow presidential candidate that she is playing "the woman card."

4. BUILD. THAT. WALL.

Donald Trump wants to create a new reality T.V. show that is quite similar to Extreme Home Makeover called, Let's Build a Wall. Oh wait...I have been told that he legitimately wants to build a wall between the United States and Mexico. That is really quite strange. A country that was built on immigrants wants to keep out more immigrants? Really? Am I hearing this right? The last time I checked, if you are not directly related to those who declared independence in 1776, then can you actually be solely "American"? If you want to deport what seems to be all immigrants, then we should all probably leave.

5. He's the Antichrist

I am 1000 per cent certain that Donald Trump is the Anitchrist. This man is a lunatic, and I really think we might be seeing the making of the next Hitler. Hitler hated a set grouping of minorities, and so does Trump. Hitler forced Jews to wear the star of David on their clothing for identification. Trump wants to force Muslims to wear "special ID tags." And so on and so forth. This man is literally modelling all of his ideology off of that of Adolf Hitler. Need I say more? Thus, I am renaming him, Beelzebub.

Now before any of you make any decisions on who you are going to vote for, think: Do we really want an orange sociopath in the White House? Do we really want the Antichrist in office? Do we really want a "man" who treats women as objects in office? Do we want our next president to be a man who has not a single clue as to how run the country in office?

The choice is literally yours, America.