Filling out your Fantasy lineup can be one of the hardest things you do all year. Who would have thought that sports would turn into a research project? I hate to be the downer here, but chances are you"re not winning your league this year. And if you are, right now, then props to you -- week one down, job well done. Maybe you'll beat the odds this year, but more likely, any of the following things could happen to you before winning that juicy Fantasy bracket grand prize.
- Someone complimenting a pair of crocs.
- Getting hit by a car.
- Getting mauled by a brown bear -- and a black bear on the same day.
- Having your car towed.
- Getting a 100% on your chemistry exam.
- ...as well as the bonus question.
- Trump becoming president.
- FSU losing.
- Aaron Hernandez getting out of jail.
- Getting struck by lightning.
- You get a job you actually enjoy in a college town.
- Burning your mouth on a hot pocket.
- Scobee goes back to the Jacksonville Jags.
- The Patriots playing fair.
- Getting a flat tire.
- Then having your spare go flat.
- You find great parking on campus.
- Your favorite bar doesn’t go mainstream.
- Your beer doesn’t get warm tailgating.
- You don’t crack your phone screen without a case.
- You actually win a raffle prize.
- You’re sober at happy hour.
- You don’t sweat walking to class.
- Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar.
- The Chipotle line is short.
- Girls stop putting their monogram on everything.
- Your crush likes you back.
- Your white Converse don’t get dirty.
- The Jets win the Super Bowl.
- Kanye compliments someone.
- You have plenty of gas all the time.
- The drinking age goes down.
- Red Sox fans aren’t jerks.
- A girl doesn’t leave you after you buy them a drink.
- Your roommate's clothes aren’t in the dryer.
- The McDonald's ice cream machine is working.
- The “Netflix and chill” line works.
- You get tipped well in a college town.
- You know everything about Microsoft Excel.
- Jorts become attractive.
