42 Obnoxious Things Most Men Do That Women Simply Don't Understand
Start writing a post
Sports

42 Obnoxious Things Most Men Do That Women Simply Don't Understand

Major PSA for all you turds to please stop.

9970
42 Obnoxious Things Most Men Do That Women Simply Don't Understand
City Net Magazine

Let's get one thing straight— the concept of "boys will be boys" and "girls will be girls" will stay true until the end of time. No matter the age and no matter where you are in the world, the concept will never change. The theory of women having it harder than men is highly up for question but the amount that women deal with is completely and utterly frustrating. Granted, women can be looked at as crazy or petty but think about it— Adam probably low-key drove Eve up the wall, hence her falling harder into the temptation of eating the forbidden fruit.

What a time to be alive, right? I don't care if you look like Prince Charming, Thor or Matthew McConaughey— you guys are all so infuriating that it actually hurts especially because it's just in our female nature to fall for and *tolerate* you. They somehow are the ying to our yang but come on, they should never be let off the hook as quickly as they think they've mastered the whole "bra unclipping" thing. That's not a talent, either, just FYI.

Here's 42 things that men do that women just don't understand:

1. Leaving the toilet seat up

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211671134840858901626183_tumblr_nz3vxgc6t31tat40ko7_250.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=116&h=f5a2ac24e88b0182bb16f34bca381547f593164aa2b541e46fd8c80c74d6cd20&size=980x&c=1511704954 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211671134840858901626183_tumblr_nz3vxgc6t31tat40ko7_250.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D116%26h%3Df5a2ac24e88b0182bb16f34bca381547f593164aa2b541e46fd8c80c74d6cd20%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1511704954%22%7D" expand=1]

This easily makes it to No. 1 because it's just shows us how inconsiderate and lazy you losers are. Sorry NOT sorry, but it's so true. Where are your manners? This is an abomination level kind of stuff.

2. They're content with being helpless 98.6% of the time.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362116499909231101657033943_e90123be4c28eb9bd393d8c6cb8604db.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=95&h=a87f9c7c1eb0b5d92d0dd5184ed95782be5dcf566afdc0dc9cf97c56af144dc8&size=980x&c=4198564647 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362116499909231101657033943_e90123be4c28eb9bd393d8c6cb8604db.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D95%26h%3Da87f9c7c1eb0b5d92d0dd5184ed95782be5dcf566afdc0dc9cf97c56af144dc8%26size%3D980x%26c%3D4198564647%22%7D" expand=1]

Yes— hi, hello, what's up? I don't need your help or anything, please just sit there still all relaxed and undisturbed. It's cool. That shampoo commercial from before must be great if you don't even move during the break.

3. When they're sick they become the BIGGEST pussies. Not sorry.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362116449802245101632670026_large.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=376&h=4e49a029273c7b2c296aff59aa8a5959b060920667d46d36a1968927e7ab0c6f&size=980x&c=2994805216 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362116449802245101632670026_large.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D376%26h%3D4e49a029273c7b2c296aff59aa8a5959b060920667d46d36a1968927e7ab0c6f%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2994805216%22%7D" expand=1]

OK— Try pushing out a 7.5 pound, 40 inch baby from inside of you. Or let me know what it's like having it feel like your stomach is being stabbed once a month.

4. When they look at us and smile or laugh forcing us to ask "what?" and they say 'nothing.'

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211649053034212122828288_675ec08f398a2a89a80936029f7c08cf.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=167&h=4a5cf02006384fd3c054d51dbcbab8966b487dd0f0e798096fd593b23ea1f6bd&size=980x&c=140803452 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211649053034212122828288_675ec08f398a2a89a80936029f7c08cf.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D167%26h%3D4a5cf02006384fd3c054d51dbcbab8966b487dd0f0e798096fd593b23ea1f6bd%26size%3D980x%26c%3D140803452%22%7D" expand=1]

Just tell me I'm pretty or cute or goofy or something. I wanna hear it so just say it, don't be annoying. You're clearly thinking something. Spill it.

5. Text or call us and when we get a chance to respond they take centuries to reply.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362116513951164901645077635_Here-we-have-another-expression-being-annoyed-impatient-head.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=869&h=8576b0952032945951349e50c1ae4485c812a3b3da414e0c050b1b187cf905b1&size=980x&c=3885059593 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362116513951164901645077635_Here-we-have-another-expression-being-annoyed-impatient-head.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D869%26h%3D8576b0952032945951349e50c1ae4485c812a3b3da414e0c050b1b187cf905b1%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3885059593%22%7D" expand=1]

This makes absolutely zero sense, cut the sh*t or put up with an unhappy me. Sincerely, me.

6. Not talking to you the day you have set plans.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211653607832946-1449113387_ffgiphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=379&h=16a04f9b1f254d3b9511ebdebab61203de72e6d20a79c97b118a78b31f495c7f&size=980x&c=772206066 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211653607832946-1449113387_ffgiphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D379%26h%3D16a04f9b1f254d3b9511ebdebab61203de72e6d20a79c97b118a78b31f495c7f%26size%3D980x%26c%3D772206066%22%7D" expand=1]
I did my hair, I did my makeup, I bought a new top and I even shaved so— ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? I hate you.

7. Watching their eyes wander down to our chest then back up when being spoken to.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211654786495623503053612_tumblr_o0jqbowNJx1slwta9o3_400.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=353&h=486a75bf8125e041964ffaa51574ff0058620f0bf7964d3f7870f1c417bb0d4d&size=980x&c=3735909345 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211654786495623503053612_tumblr_o0jqbowNJx1slwta9o3_400.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D353%26h%3D486a75bf8125e041964ffaa51574ff0058620f0bf7964d3f7870f1c417bb0d4d%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3735909345%22%7D" expand=1]
You could be an A, B, C or D cup and they'll still stare regardless whether or not you're showing cleavage— literally, they'll almost always still look.

8. Still thinking that periods, tampons and pads are a disturbing subject.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211656950734917-1500349420_raw.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=656&h=57fcdd4e7e1ae9d03b26824787734f1ce79885ccc93d390fa72043abe57994bb&size=980x&c=3111790597 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211656950734917-1500349420_raw.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D656%26h%3D57fcdd4e7e1ae9d03b26824787734f1ce79885ccc93d390fa72043abe57994bb%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3111790597%22%7D" expand=1]

YOU. ARE. A. CHILD. Actually, no comment.

9. They influence our indecisiveness.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211675190930573-996243986_tumblr_ml2b99nOjg1rh1wv4o1_500.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=739&h=665c4d9a9d5689e2f31a6c7577cb981ae5febb593db2ae46797191ff2bd16a8a&size=980x&c=33149216 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211675190930573-996243986_tumblr_ml2b99nOjg1rh1wv4o1_500.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D739%26h%3D665c4d9a9d5689e2f31a6c7577cb981ae5febb593db2ae46797191ff2bd16a8a%26size%3D980x%26c%3D33149216%22%7D" expand=1]

Picking and choosing is low-key one of the hardest things we have to do so for real just please give us some options but not tooooo many. If we're going on a date, don't ask what I want to do. Just plan it.

10. How they can be such terrible and unenthusiastic texters.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211676838661330-1370302575_lppgiphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=217&h=5ab3b4b57b00d55c089a90a0c9e1e8fc76738516a99b7f5e559b5a877687da5d&size=980x&c=3122241339 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211676838661330-1370302575_lppgiphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D217%26h%3D5ab3b4b57b00d55c089a90a0c9e1e8fc76738516a99b7f5e559b5a877687da5d%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3122241339%22%7D" expand=1]

Talk about snooze fest. Send me the kissy emoji. Bye.

11. #D*ckPics

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362116777541941841764573516_kkjklgiphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=691&h=b8149072c86260da9dd417b9f911460b400da9d9b354323379868d838db7a31f&size=980x&c=1422269315 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362116777541941841764573516_kkjklgiphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D691%26h%3Db8149072c86260da9dd417b9f911460b400da9d9b354323379868d838db7a31f%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1422269315%22%7D" expand=1]

Ew, gross, stop it... Why does yours look like that?

12. Anything sexual, honestly.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211678751020915227418661_1FjO.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=183&h=6ba678e8b29293f112b6422d11f3537c57e1e55ff14f42716832dba412fc01b6&size=980x&c=388173139 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211678751020915227418661_1FjO.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D183%26h%3D6ba678e8b29293f112b6422d11f3537c57e1e55ff14f42716832dba412fc01b6%26size%3D980x%26c%3D388173139%22%7D" expand=1]

Unless you are my boyfriend or close to it, I'm sorry— there's a 100% chance this will be sent to our group chat.

13. They make you put stuff in your purse/wristlet.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211680014926560-189455949_hXGtYfh.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=798&h=fc871cb740fe2b43c635a07265da4613b7df37dcc9a0b35a0cebc8ddd29b730c&size=980x&c=1970641168 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211680014926560-189455949_hXGtYfh.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D798%26h%3Dfc871cb740fe2b43c635a07265da4613b7df37dcc9a0b35a0cebc8ddd29b730c%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1970641168%22%7D" expand=1]

We strategically plan what goes inside here, like you know, essentials. By you doing this you're ruining everything. Sorry not sorry about it. But if I need you to hold my ID, phone or lipstick it's OK— thank you for not telling me no, by the way.

14. They judge what we watch on TV.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211682569411241205554983_jw1mO_f-maxage-0.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=432&h=e508aa601574fb105a1d6fe2fcf7d8ca7f9e3d16d92f1404d21ef1288b9ad565&size=980x&c=785869546 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211682569411241205554983_jw1mO_f-maxage-0.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D432%26h%3De508aa601574fb105a1d6fe2fcf7d8ca7f9e3d16d92f1404d21ef1288b9ad565%26size%3D980x%26c%3D785869546%22%7D" expand=1]

Let me live. Let me be happy. Let me soak up the romance and drama. I don't get all annoyed with how you watch "American Pickers" or "Blue Mountain State" or "South Park."

15. Saying "what?" after a semi-long pause once you're done explaining something.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362116865697672431995061411_tumblr_mibva046Th1s5w1eyo1_400.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=616&h=c4ea5cf08fb5672057316e7f9391a2dfae5ee00d8f0c6c5d7e2d278fd026cb63&size=980x&c=556074916 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362116865697672431995061411_tumblr_mibva046Th1s5w1eyo1_400.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D616%26h%3Dc4ea5cf08fb5672057316e7f9391a2dfae5ee00d8f0c6c5d7e2d278fd026cb63%26size%3D980x%26c%3D556074916%22%7D" expand=1]

That stupid Barstools or Wall Street update 100% could have waited, you annoying piece of poop.

16. Questioning why you need a single $35 makeup brush because it's a 'waste' apparently.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362116878820688751915363847_kjhjkgiphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=263&h=571c224ea9a21606475035566be3eac739c5a3bea88ae2d15e9db67817f63a12&size=980x&c=3255689597 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362116878820688751915363847_kjhjkgiphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D263%26h%3D571c224ea9a21606475035566be3eac739c5a3bea88ae2d15e9db67817f63a12%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3255689597%22%7D" expand=1]

I don't question why you order Pay-Per-View because at least my makeup brush lasts longer. Like you are legitimately paying to view a one-time event for almost the same price but in actuality more???

17. Which brings them to the argument that we "don't need" makeup.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211690987498950828040481_6357681049741669891848433208_giphy6.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=33&h=36ff68077f03c7a3b6b1b2eb73744f34d16f64a0a83d7be7948a492ec71c189e&size=980x&c=1527223205 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211690987498950828040481_6357681049741669891848433208_giphy6.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D33%26h%3D36ff68077f03c7a3b6b1b2eb73744f34d16f64a0a83d7be7948a492ec71c189e%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1527223205%22%7D" expand=1]

Not only are you obligated to agree I look pretty with no makeup on but— I like it and I feel pretty applying it and I spend lots of money on it so that's just it. Case closed.

18. Playing with our hair after knowing the amount of time we spent doing it.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211692488165530-263498327_curling-iron.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=602&h=ed9d0dbae2b352876922378af45b6a241a825ebca0ed2c7f08750b09346202f0&size=980x&c=2826154869 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211692488165530-263498327_curling-iron.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D602%26h%3Ded9d0dbae2b352876922378af45b6a241a825ebca0ed2c7f08750b09346202f0%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2826154869%22%7D" expand=1]

Yes it's kind of cute and playful but WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!

19. When they expect us to give them their clothes back.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211693225106787-323631233_loijhgiphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=688&h=ad627e91e76c9089685f4ceb6b85d8a6729e918eb9ba67c370d33afec437056f&size=980x&c=1829182446 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211693225106787-323631233_loijhgiphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D688%26h%3Dad627e91e76c9089685f4ceb6b85d8a6729e918eb9ba67c370d33afec437056f%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1829182446%22%7D" expand=1]

Mwuahahahahahahah, no because they don't make women's clothes like this. Or you're just being mean so I have the right to be petty.

20. "WYD?" or "WYA? or "Come over."

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211643588253146-362765955_krysten-ritter-eyeroll-seriouly.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=680&h=a4e747e08fdc99834d4a849a0358be6a1a52464716f5cce782d703657ddd6e06&size=980x&c=2564384495 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211643588253146-362765955_krysten-ritter-eyeroll-seriouly.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D680%26h%3Da4e747e08fdc99834d4a849a0358be6a1a52464716f5cce782d703657ddd6e06%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2564384495%22%7D" expand=1]

Yeaaaaaaaah, no. Talk to you/see you never.

21. Pretty much any text after 1 a.m. because the cushion room to 2 a.m. is far too much.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211722200012148582122073_tumblr_mga8x5KsT51qm4rn2o1_500.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=313&h=dc4532f9a97f4082b005e26f7c9631da5c35b617a7f9fa565fa6c19f38048ca3&size=980x&c=3138340235 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211722200012148582122073_tumblr_mga8x5KsT51qm4rn2o1_500.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D313%26h%3Ddc4532f9a97f4082b005e26f7c9631da5c35b617a7f9fa565fa6c19f38048ca3%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3138340235%22%7D" expand=1]

Stop acting like a stupid college aged boy, please. It's just not cute.

22. How they can eat so d*mn much.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211723467064675-249983425_drunk-pizza1.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=707&h=73c411de5ca8a85c7af1cc987caa77b327bdc11af94779aef971d7aa27cd1fb5&size=980x&c=564772473 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211723467064675-249983425_drunk-pizza1.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D707%26h%3D73c411de5ca8a85c7af1cc987caa77b327bdc11af94779aef971d7aa27cd1fb5%26size%3D980x%26c%3D564772473%22%7D" expand=1]

I like food too. I do, I do, I do, I do. But you eat so much it's hard to believe because you don't ever gain an ounce. If I eat half a bowl of mac and cheese I gain 30 pounds.

23. Fearing *exclusive* titles.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362117265559198511357776293_7-7-34.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=763&h=5bc463942294b6f22dad4ae8bb4fbd3d486767fec8b0e105b421da0c3ad50ee3&size=980x&c=1592607232 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362117265559198511357776293_7-7-34.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D763%26h%3D5bc463942294b6f22dad4ae8bb4fbd3d486767fec8b0e105b421da0c3ad50ee3%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1592607232%22%7D" expand=1]

I don't care that I'm being dramatic but.... For the ladies that do have the title, this might be the only exception to the list (and the next two, too)

24. But for some reason you guys get SO salty if we talk or *hook* up with other people.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211729324362703343138299_kakoi-seirwn1.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=809&h=d77639f9897c6442fb6c092f3cbbbf2245256db8443c6d312045543db85982e2&size=980x&c=1633936382 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211729324362703343138299_kakoi-seirwn1.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D809%26h%3Dd77639f9897c6442fb6c092f3cbbbf2245256db8443c6d312045543db85982e2%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1633936382%22%7D" expand=1]

This makes complete and total logical sense, I guess?

25. But if they're drunk or bored enough, they'll touch or do anything that's remotely good-looking or breathing.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211730645663718253649657_e0f1d991a967ae29da471117910d11ef.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=367&h=3c821b3c2f78723766e69002e22b0b4f35c3a87b48c8db1710b245de9393f129&size=980x&c=2642920527 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211730645663718253649657_e0f1d991a967ae29da471117910d11ef.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D367%26h%3D3c821b3c2f78723766e69002e22b0b4f35c3a87b48c8db1710b245de9393f129%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2642920527%22%7D" expand=1]
No, you're not savage. You're just an embarrassment and if I had your mother's phone number I'd nark on you.

26. "You look fine."

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211733851281867-1919887344_tumblr_inline_mvrnssuitR1rtnx44.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=168&h=ff40bec223ff4113a3450358b0c61450903d3a4d5bee4e5e6601231fc79da1bf&size=980x&c=1686515895 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211733851281867-1919887344_tumblr_inline_mvrnssuitR1rtnx44.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D168%26h%3Dff40bec223ff4113a3450358b0c61450903d3a4d5bee4e5e6601231fc79da1bf%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1686515895%22%7D" expand=1]

TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL. "You look beautiful." Three words. Just three. Is that really so hard to do?

27. Liking pictures of impossibly real *attractive* women on social media— yet skipped over ours and we posted 12 minutes ago.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636212297982596791-431724811_lolgiphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=321&h=f9d10f337540689ed32e48c60ebe83a2c371c4f9def5acded488ad003998e80c&size=980x&c=2998743592 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636212297982596791-431724811_lolgiphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D321%26h%3Df9d10f337540689ed32e48c60ebe83a2c371c4f9def5acded488ad003998e80c%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2998743592%22%7D" expand=1]

Think whatever you want but I find this extremely offensive and it's just plain and simply not right. Her boobs and waist are not even real like look close it's edited... And I posted it two minutes after her so yeah, rude.

28. Or of any girl we don't like which they know of.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636212300469511800-2089034738_I_don%2527t_like_you.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=685&h=218d8c273b3a95479de4a7dbb647496c92daf0de9539dc430b5dbdf5c0685635&size=980x&c=3625507170 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636212300469511800-2089034738_I_don%252527t_like_you.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D685%26h%3D218d8c273b3a95479de4a7dbb647496c92daf0de9539dc430b5dbdf5c0685635%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3625507170%22%7D" expand=1]

You're the worst like where is your common sense. I don't care that it's "just instagram."

29. "Why do you have so many shoes?"

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362123022062279781295001310_tumblr_lmyvj0xebx1qczjlgo1_500.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=115&h=78b7951f46ceea200d89075fa94ee66545b48f3538e2a33c4c936238a3ecb5a9&size=980x&c=4058409978 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362123022062279781295001310_tumblr_lmyvj0xebx1qczjlgo1_500.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D115%26h%3D78b7951f46ceea200d89075fa94ee66545b48f3538e2a33c4c936238a3ecb5a9%26size%3D980x%26c%3D4058409978%22%7D" expand=1]

Why do you have so many "Sports Illustrated" magazines and XBOX games?

30. Changing the song while we're driving and we can't even say "if it were reversed" because that doesn't ever happen 8 times out of 10.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636212303239764309-958263953_ghjkl.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=94&h=a4fe1b90341c8036a93d851d0d774a73979515fd30b2c35c69a0a3f016ca340d&size=980x&c=3559797500 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636212303239764309-958263953_ghjkl.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D94%26h%3Da4fe1b90341c8036a93d851d0d774a73979515fd30b2c35c69a0a3f016ca340d%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3559797500%22%7D" expand=1]

Let me listen to Backstreet Boys you stupid boy. I don't wanna hear Migos' new song, what the f*ck.

31. Saying they'll take care of something or do something but don't.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F63621230879846888988601023_annoyed.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=989&h=14e69ad68e0d39d1f5e8ee8d0e7e012cd020bc5e762f6bc90a5531b6ae435507&size=980x&c=337040689 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F63621230879846888988601023_annoyed.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D989%26h%3D14e69ad68e0d39d1f5e8ee8d0e7e012cd020bc5e762f6bc90a5531b6ae435507%26size%3D980x%26c%3D337040689%22%7D" expand=1]

Really?

32. But God FORBID we remind them— they get royally pissed off?

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636212309487768874-7834975_what-suspicious.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=1022&h=b346a25e45c7e834f5f17ca2b422bc4f8856ff055b8ce879781b759d0d21b6f2&size=980x&c=4046545521 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636212309487768874-7834975_what-suspicious.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D1022%26h%3Db346a25e45c7e834f5f17ca2b422bc4f8856ff055b8ce879781b759d0d21b6f2%26size%3D980x%26c%3D4046545521%22%7D" expand=1]

You might be a monster. Just do it then??

33. One word: Bromance.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362123105806351621070613716_rfdfgdfhdj.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=313&h=02cec55fb6984014f332e7c1e71627f3d91d20bf4aa216cf3fde0a9597428c5c&size=980x&c=58092546 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362123105806351621070613716_rfdfgdfhdj.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D313%26h%3D02cec55fb6984014f332e7c1e71627f3d91d20bf4aa216cf3fde0a9597428c5c%26size%3D980x%26c%3D58092546%22%7D" expand=1]
I mean sometimes but like no...... Come cuddle me. I have the boobs.

34. How they are just totally different when with the guys.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362116408331171921133919359_bad-teacher-cameron-diaz-fashion-viqq-Favim.com-296971.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=747&h=1f542a059ff857cc58a32edb09c8d5bd6379ad16f3570dc49c2622ad34745e4e&size=980x&c=3838035899 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362116408331171921133919359_bad-teacher-cameron-diaz-fashion-viqq-Favim.com-296971.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D747%26h%3D1f542a059ff857cc58a32edb09c8d5bd6379ad16f3570dc49c2622ad34745e4e%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3838035899%22%7D" expand=1]

OK— relax. You are not a rooster, stop popping your chest out like you're some macho nacho mcgee because you're like, not?

35. Leaving an obvious mess after shaving their face in the sink.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636211641928269485-2128911643_18253240.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=954&h=c8162e19afc144b7fc97e3257a41a22dd7ffdc9074e76b0049fe1bc05db37d5b&size=980x&c=3661965418 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636211641928269485-2128911643_18253240.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D954%26h%3Dc8162e19afc144b7fc97e3257a41a22dd7ffdc9074e76b0049fe1bc05db37d5b%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3661965418%22%7D" expand=1]

I don't leave my hair in the shower so can you not? Ew.

36. When it's 26 degrees out yet they still turn the fan on when going to bed.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F63621164269679532363683756_frozen-lowlow.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=985&h=1beabbfe543b441f2dd4186268aca64a5042663ace9db6ffad829ad2c640e7c2&size=980x&c=2195717898 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F63621164269679532363683756_frozen-lowlow.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D985%26h%3D1beabbfe543b441f2dd4186268aca64a5042663ace9db6ffad829ad2c640e7c2%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2195717898%22%7D" expand=1]

WHY IS THIS A THING PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

37. Or how they're human radiators in general— but somehow don't have a fever of 102?

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636212311518989770-867886006_Jenna-Marbles-I-Can_t-Even_large.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=821&h=77894c3e959f5c163fb47ccb6ae5a2e2139a6251c393e04ff37620d726184468&size=980x&c=1463283442 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636212311518989770-867886006_Jenna-Marbles-I-Can_t-Even_large.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D821%26h%3D77894c3e959f5c163fb47ccb6ae5a2e2139a6251c393e04ff37620d726184468%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1463283442%22%7D" expand=1]

I literally can't even. This makes no sense. I might die of heat being next to you. Maybe the fan thing is acceptable but actually it's not because now I'm cold. I'm confused.

38. Laughing at us when we cry over something dumb.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F6362123125366664692093776309_lmgiphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=707&h=e1ebe39cd222c119dddc74b6652b78a3429f5bba1f71bebe72518d0ea48d5243&size=980x&c=2370130524 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F6362123125366664692093776309_lmgiphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D707%26h%3De1ebe39cd222c119dddc74b6652b78a3429f5bba1f71bebe72518d0ea48d5243%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2370130524%22%7D" expand=1]

Just let me sulk. When your team doesn't make it into the playoffs I keep my mouth shut. When you lose Fantasy I keep my mouth shut. The list goes on and on. Just don't tell us to get over it.

39. Asking where their invitation was when you told them you were napping.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636212314094217804-710013380_pmgiphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=350&h=e6f9bf5dd33a7d4834d0baf66244dfbd99172b59c99dc00ce74559e0f2166edc&size=980x&c=3077785410 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636212314094217804-710013380_pmgiphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D350%26h%3De6f9bf5dd33a7d4834d0baf66244dfbd99172b59c99dc00ce74559e0f2166edc%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3077785410%22%7D" expand=1]

Clearly didn't want you to come nap with me hence you not getting the invitation, ha.

40. Asking where their invitation was when you told them you were showering.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636212313414183627172006489_ezgifwhasave.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=20&h=9c4289edb9e53165c949e7bcc1eed9f1b94ef1373c9716bf9a3ba3190731aef1&size=980x&c=1038295680 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636212313414183627172006489_ezgifwhasave.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D20%26h%3D9c4289edb9e53165c949e7bcc1eed9f1b94ef1373c9716bf9a3ba3190731aef1%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1038295680%22%7D" expand=1]

You are literally the reason why women have lost faith in your species.

41. Burping— loudly, disgustingly, purposely.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F28%2F636212316521867429841796823_ppplgiphy.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=272&h=c94a112fb2c5c35ef8732935d88001653a6784d244236de878c257fb124a0abd&size=980x&c=4093851926 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F28%252F636212316521867429841796823_ppplgiphy.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D272%26h%3Dc94a112fb2c5c35ef8732935d88001653a6784d244236de878c257fb124a0abd%26size%3D980x%26c%3D4093851926%22%7D" expand=1]

TELL 'EM, BOY BYEEEEEEE.

42. Texting them a novel of a text and they respond in "oh" or pretty much an irrelevant five words or less.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2017%2F01%2F29%2F636213095486544490124988457_11962614.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=436&h=e1990a5b2dbb7726eb935c652d946e54c64539960352d54d8b4792e61de41c5e&size=980x&c=1129562048 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2017%252F01%252F29%252F636213095486544490124988457_11962614.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D436%26h%3De1990a5b2dbb7726eb935c652d946e54c64539960352d54d8b4792e61de41c5e%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1129562048%22%7D" expand=1]

Kidding, I'm actually mad. But I'm definitely more sad than anything. Now my friends and roommates have you to thank for all the sad music I'll be playing until you get your sh*t together.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

Panic! At The Disco Announces Breakup After 19 Years

Band Makes Breakup Announcement Official: 'Will Be No More'

2428
panic at the disco

It's the end of an era. Originally formed in 2004 by friends in Las Vegas, Panic! At The Disco is no more.

Brendon Urie announced on Instagram that the band will be coming to an end after the upcoming Europe tour. He said that he and his wife are expecting a baby, and the life change weighed heavily in his mind to come to this decision. "Sometimes a journey must end for a new one to begin," he said.

Keep Reading... Show less
Content Inspiration

Top 3 Response Articles of This Week

Odyssey's response writer community is growing- read what our new writers have to say!

6124
https://www.pexels.com/photo/person-writing-on-white-book-1043514/
https://www.pexels.com/photo/person-typing-on-type...

Each week, more response writers are joining the Odyssey community. We're excited to spotlight their voices on as they engage in constructive dialogue with our community. Here are the top three response articles of last week:

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

To Mom

There are days when you just need your mom

17980
To Mom

There really is no way to prepare yourself for the loss of someone. Imagine that someone being the one who carried you for 9th months in their belly, taught you how to walk, fought with you about little things that only a mother and daughter relationship could understand. You can have a countless number of father figures in your life, but really as my mom always said, " you only get one mom."

Keep Reading... Show less
Swoon

The Way People In Society are Dating is Why I Don't Date

I need someone to show that they want me for me, not that they're using me to chase the idea of being in a relationship.

20277
The Way People In Society are Dating is Why I Don't Date
rawpixel

You hear your phone go off. He's asking you to hang out. Then, of course, you get the advice of your friends to decipher this text. Is it just hanging out or is it more than hanging out? You've probably done this at least once in your life or at least seen a tweet where someone posted their screenshots with a potential love interest.

Keep Reading... Show less
Student Life

Winter Break As Told By 'Friends'

Is a month at home too much to handle?

12903

If you're anything like me, winter break is a much-needed light at the end of the tunnel after a long, stressful semester. Working hard for 15 weeks can really take a toll on a person mentally, physically AND emotionally. It's a nice change of pace to be back at home with your family and friends, but after a couple weeks, it can get, well... boring.

Keep Reading... Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments