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37 Thoughts Straight From My Work-Out Stream Of Consciousness

"I look so cute I could totally be a YouTube fitness coach."

Savannah Hand

Feb 05, 2018

Tuscaloosa, AL

37 Thoughts Straight From My Work-Out Stream Of Consciousness

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I don't work out regularly but when I do... these thoughts cross my mind

1. Oooh, look at me in fancy new workout clothes

2. I swear I look so good I could be a YouTube fitness coach

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3. Wow, everyone decided to come to the gym at this exact time... it's cool it's cool

4. All my fav machines are taking but it's fine

5. Stretches for the win

6. Any day now I should be able to fully touch my toes

7. Am I stretching right? That girl over there is doing different stretches

8. Maybe I should copy what she is doing

9. MY WORD THAT HURT. Nope, I'm going back to my pain-free stretches

10. Keeps an eye out for a treadmill like a hawk

11. Treadmill becomes free. Me: act natural just do a slight jog over to it

12. Someone starts walking toward MY treadmill OH NO, HONEY, THIS IS MINE, I WILL CUT YOU FOR MY SPOT ON THIS TREADMILL

13. Starts out jogging Hhh, so nice

14. Wait, the person on the treadmill next to me is running for dear life, should I be running that fast???

15. Let's just slightly turn up the speed

16. WHY IS THIS A COMPETITION I SWEAR THEY JUST STARTED RUNNING EVEN FASTER

WHY DID I SUDDENLY BECOME SUPER COMPETITIVE?!?!?!

17. I'm going back to my girly pace

18. Who picks the music to play here? They need to be fired ASAP... but in the meantime, I shall jam

19. Why is there only sports games on ALL the TVs?! I need some HGTV & Freeform up in here

20. How are these girls wearing a FULL face of makeup, running faster than light and don't have a drop of sweat showing? Teach me your ways

21. What's that smell? Oh, yeah, that's my visible sweat

22. Whoa, I just zoned out for a whole lap I probably could have fallen and died at this gym

23. Throwback to that "Friends" episode where Phoebe runs crazy and Rachel is embarrassed to run with her. I've never related to Phoebe so much more than in this moment

24. Man, I have so much homework I need to do. How do people manage to study AND workout simultaneously?

25. I highly doubt THAT is a 'protein shake'

26. Ahhhhhhh, finally just a mile done

27. I should probably tone my arms, let us lift some weights

28. Hehe, don't mind me, hot guy, I'm just over here getting my little 10 pound weights

29. Looks at reflection in mirror. I swear I've seen rats look better than I do right now

30. Wow, that is a group of guys that need to calm down on their abs/arms, if I can see your arm veins, it's not cute

31. Whoops almost dropped that weight on my foot, that would've not been cute

32. What does this machine do?

33. Oh, yeah, definitely used it wrong

34. It's kind of influencing to work out next to really fit people

35. ABORT. NO, IT'S NOT. THEY DO EVERYTHING RIGHT AND YOU LOOK REALLY DUMB TRYING TO COPY THEM

36. Ahhh, the stationary bicycle. My friend, how I have missed you!

37. Well, that was a pretty good workout. I'll probably be super sore tomorrow!

*Wakes up tomorrow*

My body: lol I forgot we worked out but guess what I remember THOSE TACOS WE ATE 2 MONTHS AGO.

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"I look so cute I could totally be a YouTube fitness coach."

1. Oooh, look at me in fancy new workout clothes

2. I swear I look so good I could be a YouTube fitness coach

3. Wow, everyone decided to come to the gym at this exact time... it's cool it's cool

4. All my fav machines are taking but it's fine

5. Stretches for the win

6. Any day now I should be able to fully touch my toes

7. Am I stretching right? That girl over there is doing different stretches

8. Maybe I should copy what she is doing

9. MY WORD THAT HURT. Nope, I'm going back to my pain-free stretches

10. *Keeps an eye out for a treadmill like a hawk*

11. *Treadmill becomes free.* Me: act natural just do a slight jog over to it

12. *Someone starts walking toward MY treadmill* OH NO, HONEY, THIS IS MINE, I WILL CUT YOU FOR MY SPOT ON THIS TREADMILL

13. *Starts out jogging* Hhh, so nice

14. Wait, the person on the treadmill next to me is running for dear life, should I be running that fast???

15. Let's just slightly turn up the speed

16. WHY IS THIS A COMPETITION I SWEAR THEY JUST STARTED RUNNING EVEN FASTER

17. I'm going back to my girly pace

18. Who picks the music to play here? They need to be fired ASAP... but in the meantime, I shall jam

19. Why is there only sports games on ALL the TVs?! I need some HGTV & Freeform up in here

20. How are these girls wearing a FULL face of makeup, running faster than light and don't have a drop of sweat showing? Teach me your ways

21. What's that smell? Oh, yeah, that's my visible sweat

22. Whoa, I just zoned out for a whole lap I probably could have fallen and died at this gym

23. Throwback to that "Friends" episode where Phoebe runs crazy and Rachel is embarrassed to run with her. I've never related to Phoebe so much more than in this moment

24. Man, I have so much homework I need to do. How do people manage to study AND workout simultaneously?

25. I highly doubt THAT is a 'protein shake'

26. Ahhhhhhh, finally just a mile done

27. I should probably tone my arms, let us lift some weights

28. Hehe, don't mind me, hot guy, I'm just over here getting my little 10 pound weights

29. *Looks at reflection in mirror.* I swear I've seen rats look better than I do right now

30. Wow, that is a group of guys that need to calm down on their abs/arms, if I can see your arm veins, it's not cute

31. Whoops almost dropped that weight on my foot, that would've not been cute

32. What does this machine do?

33. Oh, yeah, definitely used it wrong

34. It's kind of influencing to work out next to really fit people

35. ABORT. NO, IT'S NOT. THEY DO EVERYTHING RIGHT AND YOU LOOK REALLY DUMB TRYING TO COPY THEM

36. Ahhh, the stationary bicycle. My friend, how I have missed you!

37. Well, that was a pretty good workout. I'll probably be super sore tomorrow!

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

10. Keeps an eye out for a treadmill like a hawk

11. Treadmill becomes free. Me: act natural just do a slight jog over to it

12. Someone starts walking toward MY treadmill OH NO, HONEY, THIS IS MINE, I WILL CUT YOU FOR MY SPOT ON THIS TREADMILL

13. Starts out jogging Hhh, so nice

29. Looks at reflection in mirror. I swear I've seen rats look better than I do right now

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