Black Friday is one of the biggest shopping days of the year! Who doesn’t love finishing a delicious turkey dinner, passing out from a food coma and then working it off while scavenging up a good deal? If you are an avid shopper or you just like to participate in the holiday fun, these are the 30 thoughts everyone has while Black Friday shopping:

1. 'Tis the season for holiday shopping. I need to wake up early to make sure I don’t miss a deal.
2. *Sets alarm clock for 3:00 A.M. Cringes on the inside.*
3. *Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*. Is this even worth it?
4. Yes! Yes, it is. When else will I get the opportunity to shop 'til I drop all day long?
5. I need coffee. ASAP.
6. I wish they made coffee-compatible IV drips. Someone should invent that. I need caffeine to be injected directly into my veins.
7. Where should I park?
8. *Parks six blocks away from store.* Well, I guess this is close enough.
9. I should have brought my running shoes for this.
10. Oh wait! Maybe I’ll score a pair on sale today?
11. Where did all these people come from?
12. I now understand the fact that there are over 5 billion people on this planet.
13. I want to go home!
14. I need to focus. Must stick to the game plan.
15. Why is it so hot in here?
16. I’m feeling really overwhelmed.
17. This is so stressful. I need a snack.
18. I’ll definitely be eating some leftovers when I get home.
19. Oh, nevermind. It’s only 5:30 in the morning.
20. Why was that salesperson so chipper?
21. I wish I could be that perky in the morning.
22. Bath & Body Works has an amazing sale on hand soaps!
23. You can never have too much soap! This will last me all year.
24. Well, that is enough shopping for me.
25. Wait, where did I park my car again?
26. I cannot physically get out of this store because of the massive crowds. I am trapped.
27. I need a nap and a turkey sandwich.
28. That was absolutely worth it!
29. What time is it?
30. It’s officially Christmastime!