30 Summer Moments As Told By 'Seinfeld'

30 Summer Moments As Told By 'Seinfeld'

Summer Chronicles: Vol. 6

https://giphy.com/Summer break in college is different from when we were younger. Most of us have jobs and responsibilities now that almost make the school year more of a break than the months between May and August. If you resonate with any of this and you like Seinfeld, well, you’re in for a treat!

Before we get started here are my previous Summer Chronicles Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, and Volume 5.

Here is summer break as told by Seinfeld:

1. When summer has finally come

2. All you want to do is be a kid again

3. You can’t believe you have to work

4. And you don’t want summer to look like this

5. But you need the money

6. Luckily you get to reunite with your friends!

7. You promise to have the best summer ever.

8. And agree to go out with them.

9. Even though you have to get the day off.

10. You get ready to go out.

11. Your friend comes over early.

12. And you go to meet your friend’s new pals.

13. You go to the beach and try to have fun.

14. But realize you would rather be home...

15. To sit on the couch and snack.

16. Staying home becomes boring after a few days.

17. So you go over to your friend’s house

18. And eat on their couch.

19. Because being bored is better with friends

20. When you try on ridiculous clothing

21. Because your “extra” best friend wants you to.

22. And to avoid getting into a fight like this...

23. You ask for “Serenity now.”

24. When you suggest you guys workout expecting it to look like this:

25. But in reality, it looks like this:

26. Part way through summer you realize that you haven’t done much

27. And don’t think you will...

28. But you tell your parents otherwise

29. And they play along.

30. Even though you may not have had a "party" summer, at least you had time to dance it out!

Have a great summer, friends!

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To The Friends I Won't Talk To After High School

I sincerely hope, every great quality I saw in you, was imprinted on the world.


So, for the last four years I’ve seen you almost everyday. I’ve learned about your annoying little brother, your dogs and your crazy weekend stories. I’ve seen you rock the awful freshman year fashion, date, attend homecoming, study for AP tests, and get accepted into college.

Thank you for asking me about my day, filling me in on your boy drama and giving me the World History homework. Thank you for complimenting my outfits, laughing at me presenting in class and listening to me complain about my parents. Thank you for sending me your Quizlets and being excited for my accomplishments- every single one of them. I appreciate it all because I know that soon I won’t really see you again. And that makes me sad. I’ll no longer see your face every Monday morning, wave hello to you in the hallways or eat lunch with you ever again. We won't live in the same city and sooner or later you might even forget my name.

We didn’t hang out after school but none the less you impacted me in a huge way. You supported my passions, stood up for me and made me laugh. You gave me advice on life the way you saw it and you didn’t have to but you did. I think maybe in just the smallest way, you influenced me. You made me believe that there’s lots of good people in this world that are nice just because they can be. You were real with me and that's all I can really ask for. We were never in the same friend group or got together on the weekends but you were still a good friend to me. You saw me grow up before your eyes and watched me walk into class late with Starbucks every day. I think people like you don’t get enough credit because I might not talk to you after high school but you are still so important to me. So thanks.

With that said, I truly hope that our paths cross one day in the future. You can tell me about how your brothers doing or how you regret the college you picked. Or maybe one day I’ll see you in the grocery store with a ring on your finger and I’ll be so happy you finally got what you deserved so many guys ago.

And if we ever do cross paths, I sincerely hope you became everything you wanted to be. I hope you traveled to Italy, got your dream job and found the love of your life. I hope you have beautiful children and a fluffy dog named Charlie. I hope you found success in love before wealth and I hope you depended on yourself for happiness before anything else. I hope you visited your mom in college and I hope you hugged your little sister every chance you got. She’s in high school now and you always tell her how that was the time of your life. I sincerely hope, every great quality I saw in you, was imprinted on the world.

And hey, maybe I’ll see you at the reunion and maybe just maybe you’ll remember my face. If so, I’d like to catch up, coffee?



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