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The Ultimate 'The Bachelorette' Cheat Sheet

Summer Chronicles: Vol. 4

Sierra Murray

Jun 05, 2017

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The Ultimate 'The Bachelorette' Cheat Sheet

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A few weeks into summer and I realized something: There’s nothing like popping some popcorn, pouring a glass of wine and watching the drama of The Bachelorette unfold on Monday nights… except for maybe doing the same for The Bachelor. This season there are so many contestants and even though we have been introduced to them all several times, here's a cheat sheet to keep them all straight.

But first, let’s take a moment for our fallen bachelors…

Blake K.

DeMario

Grant

Jedidiah

Kyle

Michael

Milton

Mohit

Rob

Now, let's begin!

1. Adam

Occupation: Real Estate Agent

How we recognize him: His mini-me "Adam Jr."

2. Alex

Occupation: Information Systems Supervisor

How we recognize him: The one who serenaded Rachel with a Russian folk song. *swoon*

3. Anthony

Occupation: Education Software Manager

How we recognize him: The Brawny man.

4. Blake E.

Occupation: Aspiring Drummer

How we recognize him: The anti-Lucas (see 20.)

5. Brady

Occupation: Male Model

How we recognize him: The guy with the beautiful eyes.

6. Bryan

Occupation: Chiropractor

How we recognize him: The one who put his occupation to use.

7. Bryce

Occupation: Firefighter

How we recognize him: The soft-spoken one.

8. Dean

Occupation: Startup Recruiter

How we recognize him: The one who genuinely made Rachel laugh AND got the first group date rose!

9. Diggy

Occupation: Senior Inventory Analyst

How we recognize him: The fashionista...fashionisto?...the guy with the threads.

10. Eric

Occupation: Personal Trainer

How we recognize him: The first one to ask about Rachel's love language.

11. Fred

Occupation: Executive Assistant

How we recognize him: The summer camp guy.

12. Iggy

Occupation: Consulting Firm CEO

How we recognize him: The sweet one.

13. Jack Stone

Occupation: Attorney

How we recognize him: The smolder.

14. Jamey

Occupation: Sales Account Executive

How we recognize him: The patient guy.

15. Jonathan

Occupation: Tickle Monster

How we recognize him: Definitely not as creepy as his occupation suggests.

16. Josiah

Occupation: Prosecuting Attorney

How we recognize him: The eloquent guy who made sure Rachel was okay after the DeMario drama.

17. Kenny

Occupation: Professional Wrestler

How we recognize him: The family man.

18. Lee

Occupation: Singer-Songwriter

How we recognize him: The guy who did the overplayed first impression.

19. Lucas

Occupation: Whaboom

How we recognize him: Whaboom…unfortunately.

20. Matt

Occupation: Construction Sales Rep

How we recognize him: The basketball MVP.

21. Peter

Occupation: Business Owner

How we recognize him: The first one-on-one.

22. Will

Occupation: Sales Manager

How we recognize him: The unsuspecting one.

I'm looking forward to watching all the drama with these contestants this week! How about you?

In the meantime, make sure to read the previous volumes of my Summer Chronicles:

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https://www.theodysseyonline.com/heck-yeah-califor...

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The Ultimate 'The Bachelorette' Cheat Sheet

Summer Chronicles: Vol. 4

Blake K.

DeMario

Grant

Jedidiah

Kyle

Michael

Milton

Mohit

Rob

Now, let's begin!

1. Adam

2. Alex

3. Anthony

4. Blake E.

5. Brady

6. Bryan

7. Bryce

8. Dean

9. Diggy

10. Eric

11. Fred

12. Iggy

13. Jack Stone

14. Jamey

15. Jonathan

16. Josiah

17. Kenny

18. Lee

19. Lucas

20. Matt

21. Peter

22. Will

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

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