A few weeks into summer and I realized something: There’s nothing like popping some popcorn, pouring a glass of wine and watching the drama of The Bachelorette unfold on Monday nights… except for maybe doing the same for The Bachelor. This season there are so many contestants and even though we have been introduced to them all several times, here's a cheat sheet to keep them all straight.
But first, let’s take a moment for our fallen bachelors…
Now, let's begin!
Occupation: Real Estate Agent
How we recognize him: His mini-me "Adam Jr."
Occupation: Information Systems Supervisor
How we recognize him: The one who serenaded Rachel with a Russian folk song. *swoon*
Occupation: Education Software Manager
How we recognize him: The Brawny man.
4. Blake E.
Occupation: Aspiring Drummer
How we recognize him: The anti-Lucas (see 20.)
Occupation: Male Model
How we recognize him: The guy with the beautiful eyes.
How we recognize him: The one who put his occupation to use.
How we recognize him: The soft-spoken one.
Occupation: Startup Recruiter
How we recognize him: The one who genuinely made Rachel laugh AND got the first group date rose!
Occupation: Senior Inventory Analyst
How we recognize him: The fashionista...fashionisto?...the guy with the threads.
Occupation: Personal Trainer
How we recognize him: The first one to ask about Rachel's love language.
Occupation: Executive Assistant
How we recognize him: The summer camp guy.
Occupation: Consulting Firm CEO
How we recognize him: The sweet one.
13. Jack Stone
How we recognize him: The smolder.
Occupation: Sales Account Executive
How we recognize him: The patient guy.
Occupation: Tickle Monster
How we recognize him: Definitely not as creepy as his occupation suggests.
Occupation: Prosecuting Attorney
How we recognize him: The eloquent guy who made sure Rachel was okay after the DeMario drama.
Occupation: Professional Wrestler
How we recognize him: The family man.
How we recognize him: The guy who did the overplayed first impression.
How we recognize him: Whaboom…unfortunately.
Occupation: Construction Sales Rep
How we recognize him: The basketball MVP.
Occupation: Business Owner
How we recognize him: The first one-on-one.
Occupation: Sales Manager
How we recognize him: The unsuspecting one.
I'm looking forward to watching all the drama with these contestants this week! How about you?
In the meantime, make sure to read the previous volumes of my Summer Chronicles: