1. When Jim impersonated Dwight
Jim: "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "What is going on?!"
2. When Jim gets Pam for Secret Santa
Pam: "Yeah, I think I made the right choice."
3. When Jim finds out Pam is pregnant
Jim: "Hey Dwight, uh... send in the subs."
4. When Michael, Dwight, and Andy do parkour
Dwight: "Yeah! Parkour!"
Andy: "Ah! Get off!"
5. When Michael declares bankruptcy
Oscar: "I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen."
Michael: "I didn't say it, I declared it."
6. When Jim confesses his love to Pam
Jim: "I'm in love with you."
Pam: "What do you expect me to say to that?"
Jim: "I just needed you to know... once."
7. When Dwight and Angela confess their love to one another...
Dwight: "I will raise 100 children with 100 of your lovers if it means I can be with you!"
Angela: "Can you put that down?"
8. And then this happens
Angela: "I lied to you. Phillip's your son. I just needed you to marry me because you wanted to marry me."
Dwight: "I'm a dad!"
9. When Jim proposes to Pam
Jim: "Got it a week after we started dating."
10. When Holly is able to find Michael
Holly: "Michael?"
Michael: "Hi! How did you know I was up here?"
11. When Michael proposes to Holly
Michael: "Marrying me will you be?"
Holly: "Your wife becoming... be will I."
12. When Jim and Dwight get in a snowball fight
Jim: "I just want it to stop."
13. When everyone in the office realizes Stanley really doesn't pay attention
Jim: "Is there no limit to what he won't notice?"
14. When Stanley yells at Michael
Stanley: "Did I stutter?!"
15. When everyone in the office has to learn CPR
Kevin: "I would wanna live with no legs."
Michael: "No arms or legs is basically how you exist now, Kevin. You don't do anything."
16. When Michael thinks Dunder Mifflin is declaring bankruptcy
Kevin: "Michael, are you okay? Did you throw up in there?"
Michael: "No, just poopin'. You know how I be."
17. When Jim pushes Michael into the Koi Pond
Oscar: "Jim, you let Michael fall in."
Dwight: "He purposefully leaned away and let you fall."
18. When Jim tells Michael he's the best boss ever
Jim: "Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had."
19. When Jim put Andy's phone in the ceiling
Andy: "Here's a little newsflash... it's not funny!"
20. When Pam ran across the hot coals
Pam: "I did the coal walk. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss."
21. When Dwight starts a "fake" fire
Dwight: "People learn in many ways, but experience, is the best teacher."
22. When Jim faxes Dwight, acting as Future Dwight
Jim: "Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight."
23. When Jim and Pam have their perfect wedding...
Jim: "I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that Youtube video. I knew we needed a backup plan. The boat was actually plan C, the church was plan B, and plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago."
24. And then dance down the aisle to 'Forever' by Chris Brown
Pam's sister: "I know that you specifically put this song on your 'Do Not Play' list."
Pam: "Yes, I did... Go ahead, I think it's your turn."
25. When Roy tried to attack Jim
Dwight: "Every day for 8 years I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees and every day for 8 years people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?"
26. When Michael finds out that Jim and Pam are engaged
Michael: "What's going on?"
Creed: "The tall guy got engaged."
Michael: "To be married?"
27. When everyone sings to Michael
Michael: "Oh my gosh, something is happening."
28. When Erin finally meets her real parents
Erin's mom: "Oh, Erin..."
Erin: "Mom?"
29. When Pam has no doubts about her relationship with Jim
Pam: "When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that."
30. And finally, when Jim tells Dwight he can't be his best man and Michael shows up
Jim: "Best. Prank. Ever."
