Oh we know your type. You’re a modern day Homer Simpson donut devourer, with a tinge of stereotypical basic white girl swirled in as you sip on your exotically flavored iced coffee (Don't lie. We know you love your Almond Joy Swirl or Pumpkin Spice).
You love your Dunkin'. Dare I say, you love the Double D (not to be taken out of context). And for you, there’s no other donut dynasty to get your caffeine and sweet tooth fix. So wipe those strawberry frosted donut remnants off your face and listen up.
Here are two dozen reasons that you are addicted to Dunkin' Donuts.
1. The hardest decision you make every morning is whether you want iced or hot Dunkin' coffee.
2. Every office party, social gathering, or shindig you’re invited to, you always show up with munchkins and coffee.
3. Your DD Perks app is life and you're always calculating how many points you're earning, and how many more you need until you get that free beverage.
4. Every time someone tries to hit on you in the club and you're not interested, you already know what to say.
5. You stopped buying makeup and just started using powdered donuts to powder your face.
6. This is your Facebook profile picture.
7. You keep track of what time of the year it is, not by the calendar, but by what type of seasonal donuts and drinks Dunkin' is spoiling you with.
8. And your Christmas tree is basically just decorated with Dunkin' ornaments.
9. Since America RUNS on Dunkin', you consider eating a donut or drinking coffee enough daily exercise. This is you.
10. You love all of Dunkin’s deals, such as $1.99 small coolatas and or medium iced coffees (for a limited time offer)
11. Your life is more convenient when there’s also a Baskin Robbins in the Dunkin'.
12. Basically, you live on a diet of iced coffees, donuts and Dunkin' bakery sandwiches.
13. And you donut care that you live on a nutrient regimen of sweet doughy sugar (AND LOVE).
14. Oh, and where else can you get almond milk in your coffee?
15. As a person, you are good, and care about your friends deeply. You never let them drink Starbucks.
16. Birthday wish lists are basically: Dunkin' giftcard, Dunkin' mug and Dunkin' K-cups.
17. Basically, they are your idols, heroes, and saviors.
18. You contemplate quitting your real job and just working at Dunkin' almost every day.
19. You feel uber upset when your friends want to get coffee elsewhere.
20. When you're sad you go to Dunkin'. When you're happy you go to Dunkin'. When you're mad you go to Dunkin'. There is never a wrong time for Dunkin' Donuts.
21. 99% of the time, you just wish you were a Chocolate Frosted donut.
22. Oh, and this is you.
23. After your local Dunkin' Donuts has closed it’s doors for the night, you’re brewing up your own Dunkin' at home with their K-cups.
24. And by end of the day, no matter how much you try to be healthy, this is always you..
