You hear so many stories about how girl and guy best friends fell in love, and now live happily ever after, and that’s great from them. However, that is definitely not in the cards for my best guy friend and I. He’s great, and will make some girl very happy someday, but it won't be me. Which I am more then okay with, he’s not my type. A lot of people, including my mom, asks why my guy best friend and I aren’t dating. There are plenty of reasons, and here’s a few of them:

1. He’s like my brother

2. He knows too much

3. He encourages some of my crazier ideas

4. We would both have way more miles on our cars from the late night drives

5. We would both get sick from all the cookie dough we would eat

6. We would never get anything accomplished

7. The grocery stores would run out of fruit snacks

8. We would have so many cats

9. And they would be fat

10. He has seen me with some pretty shitty guys

11. The kids would be pretty messed up

12. Other people would hate being around us

13. We would be at McDonald’s every day

14. The garbage would never get taken out

15. We would fail out of school

16. He feeds my princess ego

17. I know too much about him

18. We have too much blackmail on each other

19. We are too comfortable around each other

20. We would have no other friends because we hate people

I am glad to have you in my life, and couldn’t be more thankful to have a best friend like you. Thanks for always being down to complain about people, get dinner, or binge eat cookie dough.