1. The Peanut Guy
You know when he's been there by the mountain of peanut shells left around his seat.
2. The Drunk Guy With His Shirt Off
“Bet you won’t take your shirt off, bro!” “Oh, hell yeah! I’ll take my shirt off, bro!” - typical conversation of two guys who have had way too much to drink in the bleachers, about to take their shirts off.
3. The Guy Wearing His Headphones For The Radio Broadcast
Normally a middle-aged man who came with his wife and he uses the radio broadcast of a way of not having to deal with her.
4. The Instagram Girl
“Can we take a picture for the ‘Gram? I am making a PicStitch for my next post, #SELFIE!”
5. The Fans Who Wear A jersey Of A Team Not Even Playing
Why are you wearing a jersey of Prince Fielder when he was with the Detroit Tigers? 1) He doesn’t even play there anymore! And 2) We are at Target Field in Minnesota, watching the Twins host the San Diego Padres - TWO TEAMS HE DIDN’T EVEN PLAY FOR, EVER.
6.The Fan Who Stands And Blocks Your View
I paid 45 dollars out of my cheap college budget to sit here and look at your back. Thank you so much.
7. The Fan Who Argues Balls and Strikes Even Though He Is In the Nosebleeds
Tickets: $5. Buying a pretzel at the game: $6. Letting everyone in your section know how upset you are with that called third strike: Priceless.
8. Boo Guy
Stop booing and shut up. Your team is down by ten.
9. The Complainer
“Why did we come? It is way too hot,” “They were better last year,” “My favorite player just retired; I don’t know why I even came.” *Normally the fan who pays for parking, so that is why you had to invite him*
10. Has To Do A Scorecard Fan
I admit, this is me: I get there, I buy my dollar scorecard and I settle in as I mark up the 4-6-3 double play and second guess myself the whole game if I scored that fielders choice right or not.
11. The Girl Who Is Wearing Victoria Secret Baseball Gear
*Paid 50 dollars for this shirt and, boy, is it cute.*
12. The Girl Who Is On A Date And Doesn’t Know Jack About Baseball
“So is there halftime or do we sit here the whole time?”
13. The Litter Kid Who Just Wants A Ball
You don’t know where this kid's seat is, or where their parents are, but they come down that aisle as fast as lighting, looking for whoever caught the ball, just so they can ask if they can keep it.
14. The Church Camp Group
They are in the worst seats possible, they came with enough kids for a small army, and they are all wearing the same bright yellow shirt so no one gets lost.
15. The Tapes Everything Mom
Has good enough seats to pull her iPhone up during every at bat of her favorite player, hopeful to get a dinger and post it on her Facebook wall.
16. The Girl Who Just Likes The Players Because They Are Attractive
“I just came to stare at their butts.” “I would love to be Mrs.Trout.”
17. The “I Have Him On My Fantasy Team” Guy
For whatever reason, this guy plays fantasy baseball. He also continuously lets you know how many points he needs to get a win this week.
18. The Die-hard Fan
You bought your season tickets in 1965. You are wearing your only jersey you have ever had. Your team is under .500 by 11 games, but you are still there because they aren’t just a team, they feel more like family.
