Ahhh relationships...the only socially acceptable reason to walk around in a haze of goo-goo eyes. Or to totally change your personality and start learning about football. Either way, you've probably done some questionable things in the name of love. But don't worry, so has everyone else.
1. You start dating a new guy and suddenly forget that you have other friends.
“Oh wait, this was a girls’ brunch? It’s cool that Brian is here though, right?” No. It’s not cool.
2. Going on one first date and telling everyone how beautiful your wedding will be.
It doesn’t matter that the future groom currently lives in frat house and only eats chicken nuggets. You can overlook that.
3. Accidentally texting the play-by-play of your first date with that sorta-cute Tinder guy TO Tinder guy, and NOT your bestie, who’s waiting to see if he finally gets the spinach out of his teeth.
4.Telling your new boo that you LOVE those hideous chocolates/flowers/novelty socks they gave you. And now you’re doomed to unwrap them for every Christmas, birthday and anniversary until you die.
Or break up, because you can’t stand to tell them you’ve been fake liking it this whole time.
5. Asking your SO to reach something on the shelf at the grocery store and realizing you called them one of your secret pet names.
Don’t mind me, cuddle pants, just crawling into my hole of shame now.
6. Meeting the parents for the first time and immediately forgetting all social skills.
Maybe you tried to talk politics at the dinner table (I don't care if they're voting for Trump, just smile and move on) or you poo-pooed your SO's mother's signature dish. Either way, you never want to show your face again.
7. The first time your boo sees your serial killer mud mask face.
It's not your fault you have large pores.
8. Trying way too hard to get their dog to love you.
See, I'm soooo good with animals. Please love me.
9. Your first all-out fight about which TV shows can be watched separately.
It's like they're cheating on you with Netflix.
10. Low-key stalking all their exes on social media.
It's just for research, OK?
11. Referring to your SO as your dog's parent.
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
12. Dropping some not-so-subtle hints.
Babe, I was watching Say Yes to the Dress today and I just really love destination weddings...what do you think?
13. Getting a little tipsy and letting the L word slip.
Love, who said that? Me? I mean...I love this pizza...
14. Invoking the royal "We"
Yeah...you're the couple that makes everyone want to barf.
15. Forgetting your SO's favorite food/name of beloved childhood pet/best friend.
You done messed up...
So maybe you've done some (or all) of the things on this list-let us know (we won't judge-much).
