14 Things I Would Rather Do Than See The Patriots Win The Superbowl
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14 Things I Would Rather Do Than See The Patriots Win The Superbowl

It's that time again, folks.

Kahlie Hill
Jan 30, 2017
Oklahoma State
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14 Things I Would Rather Do Than See The Patriots Win The Superbowl
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It's that time of year again, folks. The greatest day in football (and commercials) is almost upon us... But we have a serious situation at hand. This year, in the NFL, we saw everything from the Chiefs beating the Broncos, to the Packers coming back and beating the Cowboys. No matter the controversy throughout the regular season, new fans arise for the teams that make it to the Super Bowl. But let me just take a second to realize that the Patriots made it to the Super Bowl, again, and we cannot allow this. So, here are 14 things that I would rather do than see the Patriots win the Super Bowl this year.

1. Deflate every ball before the game

2. Shave off my eyebrows

3. Try to defend Ezekiel Elliott

4. Move to St. Louis to be the #1 Rams fan

5. Sit during the National Anthem (ok not really)

6. Let Brett Favre back onto the Packers

7. Get a conversion attempt intercepted and lose the game

8. Try to get Peyton Manning to retire

9. Be Tony Romo

10. Consistently hit the goal post when trying to kick a field goal

11. Be a Browns fan

12. Get in a fight with Sean Oakman

13. Try to switch players against Aaron Rogers

14. Get in a fight with the super buff ref

There are many things that I would rather do than see the Patriots win... But here are just a few. Super Bowl 51 will be one for the books, so here's to that!

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