Okay friends, now that we've been in school for about a week, it's time to talk about our "favorite" thing about college....dorm showers!!!! Sike. More like our least favorite thing. Returning back to the dorms, or coming into them for the first time, can give you mixed feelings.
Like, where is my luxury bathtub and my fancy bath-bombs!?!? The sad reality is you won't be seeing those for at least the next few weeks; instead, you are left to ponder how someone every thought it was a good idea to build a shower the size of a shoe box.
1. Wow, this is tiny!
It's like trying to fit a square into a circle, it's not going to happen!
2. I need some type of shoes before I ever walk into this bathroom.
Showers shoes, where ya at? You are about to become my new best friends for the next nine months.
3. How do girls shave in here? Should I balance my leg on the wall or nah?
I seriously don't know what to do to ensure that I won't fall or cut myself. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know.
4. My RA warned us to never have sex in the showers, but I don't even see how that is possible!
First of all, ew. Second of all, you have a room, people. Use it!
5. Why don't these shower stalls have doors?
Curtains are cool at home, where I know who might walk in. But at school, you don't know who's walking through!
6. Two showers for 12-13 girls, that's not possible!
Whoever thought of putting only two stalls has got me really messed up.
7. Girls definitely shower in here, there's like a million bobby pins!
If you ever need a bobby pin, be sure to check the shower.
8. Wow, that's a lot of hair in the drain.
It's bound to happen with so many girls sharing the same showers.
9. How often are these really cleaned?
They say twice a week but I don't believe it.
10. Should I really go to class tomorrow?
This one of those mid shower thoughts that hit you and hit you hard.
11. Should I eat, nap or do homework? All of these are quality questions but which one do I choose?
12. I told my roommate I would take a five-minute shower. It's been 30...
I wonder if she thinks that I'm like dead or something.
13. I hope I don't slip and die. It'd be so awkward if people found me naked.
This is the worst thing that could ever happen! Praying that it doesn't happen to any of you.
I know that these aren't all the thoughts that you have, but these are just some of the most common. I think that after being in the dorm showers we can all come to the same conclusion...we need to go home!! Home is where the heart is and your mom's home cooking. Also, the place where you don't have to wear shower shoes and struggle to shave.
