Navigating through various phases of relationships is always an adventure. After awhile we get fed up with guys' bullshit and our sass is at an all-time high. At this point, we could care less about what you're going to say to us. Since you told us "to not take things so seriously," we took your advice.

1. "I accept cash and Venmo."

When he just wants you to like his god damn picture but you're broke.

2. "I'm just confused why ur messaging me after like 12 years."

When that guy from your hometown hits you up and suddenly wants to know everything about your life. Where were you twelve years ago, dude?

3. "I live 800 miles away now."

When that guy from your hometown realizes he's lost his chance. See ya never, dude.

4. "Is it the profile pic?"

Another guy from your past starts showing interest in you and you immediately assume it's the aesthetically-pleasing profile pic your best friend took of you. I mean, what else could it be?

5. "Yeah, take notes."

This guy thinks he's the one who's always making the plans. Well, guess what? Texting you out of the blue at 12 PM and expecting you to hang out with him at 1 PM does not count. So you attempt to make plans, but he's still as wishy-washy as they get. Get a new side chick already if you're that desperate.

6. "Lmao ur full of shit."

Quit trying to butter us up, we don't fall for that crap.

7. "This the only marriage I'm into."

When he wants to commit but you'd rather just marry your favorite breakfast food.

8. "Ur probably trying to show me ur wang."

When he wants to add you on Snapchat but you already know it's a bad idea.

9. "You don't even know me?"

For the try-hard guys who instantly want to meet up in person. Yeah, I don't think "lunch" is gonna work for me.

10. "I'm ugly irl."

The guy that tries to convince you that you're crazy because you're still single.

11. "It's rly cute when u ignore me but tell me u want my undivided attention."

Obviously some more messages were exchanged before this one, but seriously, if you text first and then don't put forth any effort in carrying a conversation, what are you even doing?

12. "Your ego."

Never, ever use the "you know what else is 'big' joke" on us again.