It's that time of year again. The festive celebrations of May Day have commenced at Washington College and we've all been affected in one way or another. Whether you watch from the hill, hide in your room, or drive right into the crowd, May Day is an experience to remember for all students at Washington College.
1. Clothing Holders are the most valuable friends you can have
They literally hold your key to escape... you basically owe them your life.
2. Everyone has a butt *gasp*
I know. Shocking.
3. The townie fear is real
We realize this is interesting, but we would appreciate it if you didn't park your lawn chairs to watch....
4. You definitely avoid walking on the Campus Green for the remainder of the semester
Lord only knows what's touched that grass.
5. You probably lost an article of clothing and then found it in a bush a week later
So that's where my underwear went...
6. Public Safety officers are totally under appreciated
I'm sure there's a lot of things they would rather be doing than peeling drunk, naked, college students off of the George Washington statue.
7. It's basically the perfect way to end the semester
Nothing quite says "F*** Finals Week!" Like sprinting around the center of campus in your birthday suit.
8. People are pretty creative at decorating themselves...
Wow. Never knew you could cover that with paint...
9. Falling down hurts a lot more when you have no clothes on.
10. There's a very strange sense of community that you feel.
You feel a lot more connection to everyone after you've ran naked laps with them
11. It's not quite as taboo as you thought
Surprisingly, running around naked with 500 of your closest friends isn't as weird as you expected it to be.
