11 Reasons Why Red Forman Would Be The Perfect Presidential Candidate For 2016
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11 Reasons Why Red Forman Would Be The Perfect Presidential Candidate For 2016

If you need a 3rd party candidate, write Red Forman In your ballot!

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11 Reasons Why Red Forman Would Be The Perfect Presidential Candidate For 2016

It would be an understatement to say that this election year has been a crazy one. With a candidate with experience on her side, but was under investigation by the FBI for sending confidential information on a private email server, and also basically being found guilty but not going to prison because there was quote "no intent". Another candidate of this year is a man with no experince in government, but tons of experience running a successful business and knows how to create jobs. The results of this election will change this country forever. Many people are talking about 3rd party Libertarian candidate, but can I suggest a candidate from another party? His name is Red Forman from the Foot Up Your Ass party and here is why he would be the the best choice for the presidency in 2016.

1. People this year really need a foot up their a**.

This year people in this country have taken a wrong turn on the stupid train and everyone needs a foot up their ass.

2. He isn't afraid to let people know how it is.


People in this country need to hear how stupid they're being and he isn't afraid to tell them they are.

3. He has major aspersions.

This book is about to be a best seller that everyone will read.

4. He shares our fears of a corrupt government.

I don't think we have to worry about the NSA with this guy as president.

5. You may also be surprised by his soft side!

He loved to tuck his children into bed, and although it may be sassy he always knows how to comfort them. With a foot in their ass.

6. No surprise he knows how it felt this year watching the conventions!

The purpose of the convention is to hear party members speak, but they're still miserable just like us.

7. He knows how we feel about 2016!

Yep this year has made us all feel like dying.

8. Unlike other candidates he's a law abiding citizen

I feel confident he won't misuse our trust.

9. He tells people how life truly is.

We need more of this especially with poor poor me millennials who say the american dream is dead.

10. Unlike this president he won't be afraid to tell our foreign leaders he won't mess around!

Take that ISIS and Putin!!

11. Lastly he isn't afraid to intimidate others with his evil eye!

This year our choice is a no-brainer, Forman 2016 because he will fix this country by getting rid of the dumb asses!

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