If you haven't been living under a rock for the last month you would have noticed the giant blue signs at the entrance of Belmont's lawn. You know, the ones that read "THE LAWN IS CLOSED FOR RESTORATION." Belmont does this because they care about the healthiness of the greenery almost as much as it does for their students. Well, since the lawn has reopened with a lush new look, you're probably wondering what you should do to take advantage of it. Here's 100 ideas of what to do on the brand new set of grass. You can thank me later.
1. Play
2. Play soccer
3. Play guitar
4. Act like you’re playing the guitar
5. Take an Instagram picture
6. Do yoga
7. Make friends
8. Play football
9. Play football with Bobby Fish (yes this has happened)
10. Have a picnic
11. Watch people play
12. Watch Florida Georgia Line land
13. Look for Doug the Pug.
14. Jump in the fountain
15. Watch "Parks and Rec"
16. Watch Netflix and then regret that you’re not watching "Parks and Rec"
17. Fall asleep
18. Cry
19. Camp out
20. Eno with no trees
21. Study
22. Read my Odyssey articles
23. Think about dropping out
24. Draw a picture
25. Stalk @MorganJMcD on Instagram
26. Run back and forth
27. People watch
28. Look at dogs
29. Have a lemonade stand
30. Make a short film
31. Write a haiku
32. Have class outside
33. Get a tan
34. Get a sunburn
35. Think about exercising
36. Exercise
37. Pick a flower
38. Get fined $50
39. Write a story
40. Make s’mores
41. Play volleyball
42. Get sand and play beach volleyball
43. Have a tailgate and root for our football team
44. Skip
45. Do a cartwheel
46. Look for bugs
47. Think of Odyssey article ideas for me
48. Go on a date with caf to-go
49. Play the bongos
50. Get Bongo and eat it
51. Get Bongo coffee and drink it while playing the bongos
52. Have a lawn sale to pay for our insane tuition
53. Get a kiddie pool and swim
54. Slip-in-slide
55. Play corn hole (or baggo if you’re right and from the north)
56. Make an obstacle course
57. Cook hotdogs
58. Sleep overnight
59. Feel the grass
60. Look at the cafe and get sad
61. Watch the sunset
62. Watch the sunrise
63. Study for finals
64. Cry about finals
65. Play rugby
66. Watch the seasons not change
67. Play baseball
68. Look at our beautiful school
69. Cry because our beautiful school is so expensive
70. Listen to music
71. Make your own music
72. Make a playlist
73. Cry because your dog isn’t there with you
74. Tear up the grass to piss off Belmont
75. Have a concert
76. Write a slam poem
77. Get Uber eats
78. Write an essay
79. Write my essays
80. Call your mom
81. Call your friend
82. FaceTime your mom
83. FaceTime your dog
84. Play webkinz
85. Play softball
86. Play the ukulele
86. Procrastinate
88. Make a garageband tune
89. Carve a pumpkin
90. Paint a pumpkin
91. Shoot a bird
92. Get expelled for shooting a bird
93. Grow a secret garden
94. Read "The Secret Garden"
95. Clown hunt
96. Star gaze
97. Make a snowman
98. Have a snowball fight
99. Do fireworks
100. Cry because Belmont has strict rules and probably won’t let you do any of this.
