As college students, let's face it when we have $20 in our bank account we feel like millionaires. However, we know we would rather live off the dollar menu at McDonalds and save that $20 for a bottle of liquor/shots at the bar.
Sometimes we have those weeks where we go out four times and well that $20 is gone after one night, so we make the attempt to face our parents and ask them to float us a loan. If your parents won't budge to give you some extra cash maybe one of these excuses will help you out.
10. We ran out of toilet paper and paper towels in our house.
...cause that really is the worst situation you could be in.
9. I have to buy another book for my biology class, we need to have it by Monday.
The story of my life, rather spend half that money on tequila and pitcher night.
8. I'm sick, I need to go to CVS to buy some NyQuil and Mucinex.
The fifth product I'll need to buy is a bottle of wine obviously.
7. It's my roommates birthday, we are all pitching in to buy her "dinner."
When we say dinner we mean drinking our calories.
6. I need gas money.
Even though you don't have a car at school.
5. I need groceries, do you want me to go hungry?
Let's admit, all your parents care about while your at school is if you're eating and doing homework.
4. I didn't have the chance to attend work study, because of my 10 page paper—and I got an A on it.
But you actually got a B+, but it's basically the same thing in your mind.
3. I've been in the library all week, I just need one glass of wine (or a bottle).
Lies, lies, lies, forget the library give me the wine.
2. "Mom said you would"
Mom always said "ask your father."
1. Always resort to dad.
ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS.
Tell us what excuses work for you in the commente below.
