1. Person that doesn’t even go here
On the older side, actually turns out to be one of the better players on the court but how did you even get in the gym without a student ID.
2. The freshmen still stuck in his high school glory days
Rocks his old high school practice penny, shorts, old game shoes and all. We get it you played varsity basketball for a few years and no I don’t want to hear about that one time you almost dunked in a game.
3. The fraternity brothers
Rolls squad deep into the gym. When offering to play them: they will either decline and will only play with their respected frat or they will suit up with their five own brothers. Their team chemistry is unreal.
4. The International students
Also a group that travels in large numbers. Usually they like to stick with their homeland brethren and play half court with whoever they have. Not all of them speak the best English, so a translator is used when asking if they wanna run. They always give their all if they do decide to play with you.
5. King of accessories
Everyone is friends with or knows a player with the best and over the top attire on. Headbands, sweatbands, shooting sleeves, bracelets, knee pads, face-mask or whatever you can imagine they have it on. Not sure if the excess "swag" will make you play any better, but hey you do you.
6. Secret weapon
The most un-athletic looking kid on the court who is probably wearing short shorts with regular tennis shoes on may be a prime example of "Don't judge a book by its cover". Gets picked last and might not even touch the ball until well into the game, but when they do they catch on fire. They end being one of the top scorers and leaves everyone in awe.
7. That one girl
Don't underestimate this baller either, the one girl that wants to run with the boys. No one ever wants to guard her, especially if she's the only female on the floor. No one wants to be that jerk that accidentally blocks her. But at the same time she is probably a better shooter than majority of the people playing. Camps in the corner while patiently waiting to light it up.
8. The professor
Finds time in between classes to teach students some lessons outside of the classroom. On the taller side with some high school or collegiate basketball experience. Might not be the fastest but man you've never seen a more beautiful hook shot. They are just out there looking to run just like the rest of us, but be careful beating them it could result in some lost points in the grade-book.
9. Meat head
Can be the biggest bully on the court or be the complete opposite and end up being the nicest guy. Always a solid rebounder and defender. They can either be your best friend or worst enemy especially in the paint. You want this guy on your team no matter what, rebounding and defense wins games.
10. Non-basketball D1 athletes
Ranging from runners to football players, everyone loves the game of basketball. You can find all sorts of Penn State division one athletes playing pickup at the IM. Usually found a small group or a pair, their pure athleticism sets them apart. You will be left in amazement by their numerous in game and post game dunks that you have only seen on TV.
