In college, everyone is busy and has a lot going on. We all have different classes and other things happening in life. However, if you have a friend who is a college athlete, chances are you’ve said one of these things to them and either got a serious eye roll or you got some serious attitude.
Things to never say to a college athlete, especially while they are in season:
1. “I’m so busy…”
Please tell me how busy you are. Try adding in away-game travel time, games, practices, and the occasional social life into your so busy schedule.
2. “Wow, I’m really sore from my work out…”
Oh yeah, you’re sore from your work out, try running the beep test. Every week. Please go for it! (I dare you.) After, go out to the field and train for the upcoming game. Why yes, you will have practice the next day and the day after that. #nodaysoff
3. “School is about education, not sports.”
Yeah maybe, but if it weren’t for this sport I wouldn’t be able to learn here.
4. “Why are you on always on a diet?”
I’m not on a diet. Trust me, I want that cookie more than you do, but I would rather not taste it again later today when we have to run.
5. “Why is everything a competition with you?”
I can’t help it, it’s just who I am. #winning
6. “Oh, you actually got dressed for class today?”
Yes, yes I did.. probably because all of my running shorts and leggings are dirty. Please stop pointing it out. This is already painful enough, thanks.
7. “I’m so tired.”
Oh yeah, you’re tired? Try being up at 6 am for running, going to a full day of class, then practice, and then homework. Aka no sleep ever. Please tell me why you are so tired.
8. “Wow, you have really bad tan lines.”
Yes, yes I do have bad tan lines. That’s what happens when you spend two hours in the sun everyday wearing practice t-shirts and shorts. I’m sorry for my blindingly white thighs.
9. “Wow, you eat a lot.”
I know I do! Please continue to make me feel insecure about how much eat. Will that change anything? Nope. I work out a lot, too. I know I would be 300 pounds if it weren’t for my sport.
10. “Why don’t you ever go out, or hang out with us?”
Hmm...sleep, or force myself to stay awake while smiling and nodding, pretending I’m kind of awake. Also, it’s season! I can’t afford to be tired while trying to practice or, worse, playing a game.
Don’t get me wrong, athletes love our friends, but please understand if you do say or ask one of the 10 things above that this is what we will be thinking. If our true feelings slip out in an attitude-filled tone and an eye roll, you've been warned.
