This week, I asked a few of my girls for some help. I asked them the worst texts they have received in their time at college, and this is what we came up with. The "college dating experience" for women in 2017 summed up in texts we receive WAY too often... *Eye rolls into next semester*

Oh, and...

1. "Just come to my dorm"

You already know this means he doesn't actually want to hangout with you.

2. "Come thru/wyd" at 3 a.m.

Receiving this text is possibly the most annoying thing ever. Nothing says "you're one of the five girls I've been trying to get to come over tonight" more than this text.

3. "No one has to know."

NO girl wants to hear this. Ever. By saying this you're basically saying either A. I have a girlfriend B. You're one of 10 girls or C. I use women like it's my day job.

4. "You're the only girl I talk to."

Reaaaaaally. Boys, we are not that dumb. I'm sure you were planning on following it with number 5...

5. "You're not like other girls."

Every girl has heard this line, and it is the worst. Just stop.

6. *After knowing you for 5 minutes* "Babe"

Come on man, Gross.

7. *Posts a picture with a girl* "She's just a friend."

Congrats! You are officially a side chick, and that girl in that picture is the main chick.

8. "I don't really do hookups."

I don't even have to tell you that this is a lie.

9. *Insert any kind of weird brag*

Seriously, I do not want to hear about the girl you dated that made it on Barstool.

10. "I swear, I'm not a f*ckboy."

Honey, you better have already started running.

And with that...