When a girl is in front of an audience or in public, even just sitting in class, she's showing the world who she is publicly. She's full of sugar and spice, and everything nice. She smells good, smiles big, and laughs loudly. But when she's alone or with her girls, she changes. She ugly laughs, sometimes snorts, doesn't care if her makeup smears, ugly cries, and doesn't care what she looks like. When she's with her girls, she's her most true self because all of them share these common gross habits, habits no girl would dare admit to anyone other than her girls:
1. We don't ever remember the last time we washed our bras.
I mean, they hold boobs all day. And girls know how often they get "boob soup" (which seems to only happen when it's 90+ degrees outside). And why do you need to wash them as often as you wash other clothing if they don't get gross like other clothing does? ....Asking for a friend.
2. Or our jeans... oops
Actually, same.
3. Dry shampoo is life.
Especially if you're a college student, or just super busy. Dry shampoo will save a girls life for the one night she was up all night studying for a test, or cramming for a early meeting the next day.
4. Finding hair in weird places is literally our every day
In our bra, wallet, on the bottom of the outside of cups, wrapped around our toes, wrapped around body piercings, on our bra straps, in our...areas... 'nough said.
5. Also, finding things in our hair is also the norm
Toothpaste, deodorant, food, lip gloss, mascara, etc. You name it, we've probably had it in our hair at least once
6. We smell ourselves more than we'd like to admit.
Honestly, it's probably on accident the majority of the time. But we also hate smelling like anything other than flowers and vanilla. SO, we have to keep that in check.
7. Sometimes, we wear yesterday's makeup.
Especially if we fall asleep doing an assignment and we wake up late the next morning. Oops.
8. No-shave-No..never
Listen, so if we know that no one's going to see our legs, or if it's winter...HA. NOPE.
9. We sleep in our boyfriend's clothing...a lot
Actually, it's pretty much all we sleep in. Every night of the week.
If a girl tells you she doesn't relate to any of these... she's lyin'.
