What Your Laptop Stickers Really Say About You

What Your Laptop Stickers Really Say About You

Your stickers 100 percent describe your personality.

A rising trend has been collecting stickers. You can learn a lot about a person from the stickers on their laptop, and the way they depict their personality is 100 percent accurate. From some dank memes to classic TV shows, people choose to express themselves and show the world who they really are.

1. A Bernie Sanders sticker.


You're a politically active college student who's feeling "The Bern." You enjoy going to rallies and posting about Bernie on your Facebook wall. Calling Bernie by his first name, like you've been friends for years, is a habit by now. Your special talents include finding dank Bernie memes and sending the to your other politically active friends.

2. Any kind of Greek letters in a floral pattern.

You're obviously part of a sorority and rush week is totally your favorite week of the year. Wearing Lily Pulitzer is your main hobby and you exclusively date boys in frats like Theta Kai or Alpha Pi.

3. A funny, yet accurate sticker.

You like a sticker that hits close to home. Showing the world you have a great sense of humor, and your current financial situation, is what you look for in a sticker. You're down for a good time, but don't want to spend money to have that good time.

4. A "KALE" logo sticker.

You need to advertise to the world that you eat healthy. When you go out to eat you always get a salad, and people can often find you hanging out at a juice bar. Eating non-organic food is practically a deadly sin to you. Or you're a hipster.

5. A sticker having to do with your love of coffee.

You're hard working student who lives off of coffee. Do you get enough sleep? No. Do you live in the library? Yes. Staying up all hours of the night to finish that lab report or paper is practically a daily ritual for you. So, naturally, your best friend is a good cup of coffee in the morning. Dining hall coffee does not do it for you, and you either drink iced Dunkins everyday or are a card-holding member of Starbucks.

6. A sticker of lips.

You like to display that you're slightly promiscuous, but don't want to show it too much. The slightly sexual sticker is perfect for expressing your budding sexuality. It also makes you feel kind of badass to have a biting lip sticker.

7. A "too sassy" sticker.

You probably spend a lot of time on tumblr and want to show the word you're a sassy gal. Your blog has a witty URL and it is definitely aesthetically pleasing. Or you run a hippie tumblr blog, either one.

8. A "LIT" sticker.

Showing the world you party is a major priority. You like to party as hard as you work, or maybe party a little harder. Going to frat parties is a regular Saturday, or Thirsty Thursday, night activity for you.

9. The Vineyard Vines whale sticker.

You're a frat boy.

10. A "Harry Potter" related sticker.

You grew up with Harry, Ron, Hermione. You may, or may not, be still waiting on your Hogwarts acceptance letter. Plus, you're definitely not ready to face the real adult world without a little magic to help guide you. You also probably like Disney movies.

11. A feminist sticker.

You understand how important feminism is in our lives, and how we definitely still need it. But you also like to approach your problems with a bit of humor. One of your favorite hobbies is helping to educate those who do not understand the importance of intersectional feminism.

12. A hip band sticker.

You want to show the world that your have cool music taste and by extension are a cool person. You yearn to be a cool hipster but would never admit you want to be one. You may or may not listen to the band on your stickers.

13. A tree, mountain or nature sticker.

You know they call it the "great outdoors" for a reason. You like to spend morning taking hikes and watching sunrises and sunsets. Sometimes you ask your friends to join your hike, even though they like to sleep in. You also recycle and care about the environment more than any of your friends.

14. A sports sticker.


Your second home is the gym, or at least you want people to think it is. You work hard on your body and like to eat salads and protein. People who don't know how to properly use gym equipment make you roll your eyes to the back of your head.

15. A drugs sticker.

You like rhymes, puns and midnight McDonalds runs for some nugs. Although your stickers say not to do drugs, you still probably do some drugs.

16. A Bob's Burgers sticker.

You're a strong, sensual women who likes butts and comedic cartoons. Tina is probably your spirit animal and you want all your tax money to go towards producing more Bob's Burgers episodes.

17. A Kardashians sticker.

Owning a sticker having to do with any of the Kardashians means you like them, but only "ironically." You also probably bought the expensive Kylie Lip Kit.

18. An alien sticker.

You like looking at the stars and feeling ~existential~ at night. You have dyed hair and a pierced septum, which makes you "edgy."

19. An American flag sticker.

You're from the South, or at least wish you are. Posting Instagrams of you in camo, holding up a dead deer is a daily hobby of yours. We get it, you love America.

20. A TV-show sticker.

Whether your sticker references "The Office," "Friends," "Grey's Anatomy," "Game of Thrones," "New Girl," "Parks and Rec" or "Gilmore Girls," this is your classic conversation starter. You like to advertise you watch funny TV shows and may or may not be a funny person too.

21. A classic emoji sticker.

Do you use actual words to have conversations? Nope. Either you just love emojis, or you have an android and can't use real emojis.

22. A funny childhood movie or TV-show sticker.

You live vicariously through your childhood and wish you could go back to the early 2000s. You also like dank memes and keeping things relevant. And you may or may not still have a secret crush on Zac Efron.

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you put me through my absolute hell, and I for years thought it was love: an open letter to the boy who once held my heart.

you put me through my absolute hell, and I for years thought it was love: an open letter to the boy who once held my heart.

You put me through my absolute hell, and I for years, thought it was love.

an open letter to the boy who once held my heart,

you know who you are. you knew this was inevitable.  you no longer hold the power to hurt me. this is not for you, it is for me. I have come so far in the last 3 months and I am never going back to the mindset you ever so carefully placed me in for 4 1/2 years.

(the following is the letter I sent him, in the envelope was my promise ring that was given to me on my birthday)

d,

I have been contemplating how to fully part from you and I didn't feel right going in silence. I have moved on with my life and am not writing this to you in hopes of rekindling anything. I am the happiest I've been in years because thanks to you, I know what I am worth. I surround myself with people who deserve me, and people who I deserve in return. I took 4 1/2 years of emotional and verbal abuse and grew from it instead of letting it define me or drag me down. the best thing I ever did for myself was to truly let you go. 

I was so attached to the person I fell in love with when I was 14 years old. the person who loved me more than themself, and always chose me. you and I had something that completely changed my life, made me a hopeless romantic and truly made me have hope for not only my own future but our future as partners in life. 

over the last 4 years I have given you every fiber of my body. I have lost friends, had broken relationships with my parents and left everyone and everything I knew because I always chose you. unfortunately, you never fully allowed yourself to choose me.

I will never forgive you for sleeping with Leviah, a mother to a 2 year old girl, while I was at home, 8 weeks pregnant with your child. All because I "made you upset".

 I will never forgive you for turning your back to me as I laid on the bathroom floor screaming and crying in pain because the loss of your child was too much for my fragile body to handle.

 I will never forgive you for saying you couldn't drive me to the hospital, as I was unable to drive due to the pain medication I was taking, because you "had to go to work". Nothing broke my heart more than finding out you instead took the day off and got high with your friends. Completely abandoning me as I went through the most traumatic experience of my life all alone.

 I will never forgive you for leaving me in that cold and empty emergency room while you got dinner with your friend, ignoring not only my calls and texts, but the ones coming from your family members begging you to come comfort me. 

I will never forgive you for striking me in the face and claiming it was okay because I "made you upset". 

I will never forgive you for the years of emotional and verbal abuse, making me feel like it was all my fault, because something that I did "made you upset".

Everything I ever "forgave" you for, turned a blind eye to, said "its okay, I love you too", was an absolute lie. I have forced myself to take the blame for every single thing that has ever happened to us because I believed it would all work out in the end. I have resorted to physical harm to myself to deal with the pain you have caused me due to your cruel tactic of making yourself the victim time and time again. You walked all over me because you made me weak enough that I wouldn't be able to stand on my own two feet if you left me. This only caused you to push more and more boundaries.

The only people left in your life are people you continue to manipulate and treat with absolutely no respect. They love you too much to walk away from you, that is because they are your blood. You need to learn a lesson from this, me being the girl that was the "love of your life", someone you "couldn't live without". I have sat with you on the floor of the bathroom not only on the phone, but in person, begging you to not take your own life. I have seen you at your darkest and the way you are acting now is not withholding you from going back to that place. I promise you if you continue to live your life this way, you're going to have burned all of your bridges with the people who will see past every sin you have sinned and every crime you've committed. 

I would loved to have loved you until the very end of this life,  but you broke me down to the deepest and darkest place of my life. Some things are just too difficult to bear. I used to cry about how amazing you were to my friends, saying how you've been there for me at my darkest nights, only to realize the only reason you were there with me is because you put me there. 

I pray and hope you get your life together, make your wrongs right, before it is too late. You will always be a thought in the back of my mind, but don't think for a second that I will ever allow you back into my life ever again.

I wish nothing but the best for you. You have so much potential that could be used for good instead of evil. 

Please love your parents and family until the day you leave this earth. You lucked out with the people who have been placed in your life and should count your blessings everyday that they haven't walked out despite the many reasons you've shown them to do so. 

Please learn that love isn't a mind game you get to play with people. People aren't disposable, you cannot continue to use people until they're no longer useful to you and decided to throw them out.

Thank you for being my first love, you taught me more than I ever thought I would know about love by age 18.

We are going in separate directions for a reason and I'm taking all I learned with me. You put me through my absolute hell, and I for years, thought it was love. I have finally escaped that hell.

once always yours,

m.

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Where Would MLK Stand on Immigration Today?

The evidence will surprise you.

With DACA on the verge of expiring if no negotiation proceeds, immigration has been a common topic in the news and on social media. And with MLK Day quickly approaching, many have been quick to assume what Martin Luther King’s stance on immigration would be today. Although there is merit to some of the arguments that proclaim that he would be an avid advocate on the side of DACA and undocumented immigrants, the limited details that one could use to assume his position are more nuanced and suggest that, at best, he would support these issues in rhetoric alone, leaving his main fight to be on behalf of the black community.

Before dissecting the nuances of his plausible stance, I recommend taking this argument – and any presumptuous, theoretical arguments such as this – with a grain of salt as the evidence used to make these claims are limited and the conclusions far-reaching.

Nonetheless, the argument for King supporting immigration and undocumented immigrants has some credibility as many quotes from King’s speeches and writings can be referenced to bolster this position:

"One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws," King said in "Letter From a Birmingham Jail."

"Any law that uplifts the human personality is just. Any law that degrades human personality is unjust." "Letter From a Birmingham Jail"

"Noncooperation with evil is as much a moral obligation as is cooperation with good. ... To accept injustice or segregation passively is to say to the oppressor that his actions are morally right." King wrote in his essay "Three Ways of Meeting Oppression."

But is siding against immigration morally wrong? Contrary to what multiple political pundits and commentators have espoused, there is substantial evidence of the negative externalities of immigration – particularly, on the black community.

In a study published in the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER), contributing authors concluded that “The 1980-2000 immigrant influx, therefore… explains about 20 to 60 percent of the decline in wages, 25 percent of the decline in employment, and about 10 percent of the rise in incarceration rates among blacks with a high school education or less.”

The harm that immigration could have on the black community was not lost on civil rights leaders that came before King. Frederick Douglass, Booker T. Washington, W.E.B, Dubois, A. Phillip Randolph, and multiple black media outlets and organizations publicly denounced the elites business model of “cheap labor” that preferred the work of immigrants to that of blacks.

It was clear, even then, that immigration did not provide a pathway for betterment of the black community and reverted or, at best, stagnated black folks progress on civil rights. And provided that these black leaders led and influenced King and the people that King would come to lead, one can only assume that their stance on immigration influenced him, if even in the slightest.

In response to this, a “more power in numbers” argument can be made, suggesting that if blacks would embrace immigration then they could have more leverage on the issues that affect them. This sentiment falls short when considering that immigrants are more likely to have to compete with blacks in the labor market.

Competition between freed blacks and white immigrants during the early 19th century “led to the rise of union based anti-black discrimination” which effectively kept blacks from benefitting from the industrial revolution. After Reconstruction, the “high rate of European immigration kept many newly-freed blacks locked within the South’s agricultural economy.” Not only this, but the elites also desired a system akin to slavery where blacks were still “last hired,” resulting in blacks being kept further away from the economic gains of society.

This trend would continue into the 20th century as unions were effectively segregated until after the second world war. But even then, blacks still struggled to rouse the support of their racial/ethnic counterparts to better work their low work conditions and end their discriminatory treatment.

Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated in Memphis in 1968 for this reason – calling attention to the inequitable treatment of blacks even within desegregated unions.

When considering that black leaders throughout this country’s history have been cognizant of the damage that immigration can (and) have (had) on the black community and the fact that King was killed fighting for the rights of black folk, it is hard to make the case that he would be an avid advocate of DACA and other immigration issues.

This is not to say that he would not support these issues in rhetoric, as he did send a letter of support to Cesar Chavez, stating that “our separate struggles are really one – a struggle for freedom, for dignity and for humanity.”

But Cesar Chavez pointedly opposed mass migration as he believed – as did many black leaders before King – that immigration undermined American workers and “exploit[ed] the migrants.” Cesar Chavez and the United Farm Workers did not change their stance on immigration until well after King’s death in the 1970s-1980s. To assume that King would support modern immigration battles based off this letter, as many writers have, is historically inaccurate as Chavez himself was opposed to mass migration at the time the letter was drafted.

Even nowadays, attempting to make the argument of King being a devoted supporter of DACA and immigration is an inadequate assumption as the damage that immigration has done has been documented (refer to the beginning of article) and the preference for immigrant labor over blacks is still apparent today.

In a study published in the Urban Underclass, the contributing authors noted that “employers perceived stronger work ethic among the immigrants, and a greater willingness to tolerate low wages.”

This false sentiment has been pervasive and present throughout this country’s history, despite the incoming immigrant population’s race or ethnicity. To parrot any form of this argument is to perpetuate the never-ending cycle of generational poverty that blacks experience in this country as blacks have for so long been the hardest working and the least compensated.

In a study published in NBER by former University of Texas Economics Professor, Daniel Hamermesh, he concluded that immigrants generally do not take jobs that natives “don’t want,” a claim often purported by those who believe the “immigrant mentality” to be a thing. Not to say that immigrants do not work hard, but to insinuate that immigrants are doing better than blacks simply due to “hard work” and “merit” is wrong as the study goes on to conclude that “if anything… African-Americans… appear to take jobs that otherwise similar native whites and Hispanics, and immigrants too, are unwilling to take.”

If King were alive today, he would see that blacks are doing worse than immigrants according to most metrics; he would see that they are still being favored by elites in the labor market; he would see that the issues facing the black community are not being spoken about while immigrants issues have been holding center stage; he would see that communities and institutions are still lacking native black representation; he would see that the “check” he marched on Washington to get has still not been paid to the black community.

When considering all of these things, it is inconceivable to believe that King would be an avid advocate for DACA and immigration rights and not still touring the country advocating for a “radical redistribution of economic power” for black folk, as his dream is still not a reality
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