What Your Laptop Stickers Really Say About You

What Your Laptop Stickers Really Say About You

Your stickers 100 percent describe your personality.

A rising trend has been collecting stickers. You can learn a lot about a person from the stickers on their laptop, and the way they depict their personality is 100 percent accurate. From some dank memes to classic TV shows, people choose to express themselves and show the world who they really are.

1. A Bernie Sanders sticker.

You're a politically active college student who's feeling "The Bern." You enjoy going to rallies and posting about Bernie on your Facebook wall. Calling Bernie by his first name, like you've been friends for years, is a habit by now. Your special talents include finding dank Bernie memes and sending the to your other politically active friends.

2. Any kind of Greek letters in a floral pattern.

You're obviously part of a sorority and rush week is totally your favorite week of the year. Wearing Lily Pulitzer is your main hobby and you exclusively date boys in frats like Theta Kai or Alpha Pi.

3. A funny, yet accurate sticker.

You like a sticker that hits close to home. Showing the world you have a great sense of humor, and your current financial situation, is what you look for in a sticker. You're down for a good time, but don't want to spend money to have that good time.

4. A "KALE" logo sticker.

You need to advertise to the world that you eat healthy. When you go out to eat you always get a salad, and people can often find you hanging out at a juice bar. Eating non-organic food is practically a deadly sin to you. Or you're a hipster.

5. A sticker having to do with your love of coffee.

You're hard working student who lives off of coffee. Do you get enough sleep? No. Do you live in the library? Yes. Staying up all hours of the night to finish that lab report or paper is practically a daily ritual for you. So, naturally, your best friend is a good cup of coffee in the morning. Dining hall coffee does not do it for you, and you either drink iced Dunkins everyday or are a card-holding member of Starbucks.

6. A sticker of lips.

You like to display that you're slightly promiscuous, but don't want to show it too much. The slightly sexual sticker is perfect for expressing your budding sexuality. It also makes you feel kind of badass to have a biting lip sticker.

7. A "too sassy" sticker.

You probably spend a lot of time on tumblr and want to show the word you're a sassy gal. Your blog has a witty URL and it is definitely aesthetically pleasing. Or you run a hippie tumblr blog, either one.

8. A "LIT" sticker.

Showing the world you party is a major priority. You like to party as hard as you work, or maybe party a little harder. Going to frat parties is a regular Saturday, or Thirsty Thursday, night activity for you.

9. The Vineyard Vines whale sticker.

You're a frat boy.

10. A "Harry Potter" related sticker.

You grew up with Harry, Ron, Hermione. You may, or may not, be still waiting on your Hogwarts acceptance letter. Plus, you're definitely not ready to face the real adult world without a little magic to help guide you. You also probably like Disney movies.

11. A feminist sticker.

You understand how important feminism is in our lives, and how we definitely still need it. But you also like to approach your problems with a bit of humor. One of your favorite hobbies is helping to educate those who do not understand the importance of intersectional feminism.

12. A hip band sticker.

You want to show the world that your have cool music taste and by extension are a cool person. You yearn to be a cool hipster but would never admit you want to be one. You may or may not listen to the band on your stickers.

13. A tree, mountain or nature sticker.

You know they call it the "great outdoors" for a reason. You like to spend morning taking hikes and watching sunrises and sunsets. Sometimes you ask your friends to join your hike, even though they like to sleep in. You also recycle and care about the environment more than any of your friends.

14. A sports sticker.

Your second home is the gym, or at least you want people to think it is. You work hard on your body and like to eat salads and protein. People who don't know how to properly use gym equipment make you roll your eyes to the back of your head.

15. A drugs sticker.

You like rhymes, puns and midnight McDonalds runs for some nugs. Although your stickers say not to do drugs, you still probably do some drugs.

16. A Bob's Burgers sticker.

You're a strong, sensual women who likes butts and comedic cartoons. Tina is probably your spirit animal and you want all your tax money to go towards producing more Bob's Burgers episodes.

17. A Kardashians sticker.

Owning a sticker having to do with any of the Kardashians means you like them, but only "ironically." You also probably bought the expensive Kylie Lip Kit.

18. An alien sticker.

You like looking at the stars and feeling ~existential~ at night. You have dyed hair and a pierced septum, which makes you "edgy."

19. An American flag sticker.

You're from the South, or at least wish you are. Posting Instagrams of you in camo, holding up a dead deer is a daily hobby of yours. We get it, you love America.

20. A TV-show sticker.

Whether your sticker references "The Office," "Friends," "Grey's Anatomy," "Game of Thrones," "New Girl," "Parks and Rec" or "Gilmore Girls," this is your classic conversation starter. You like to advertise you watch funny TV shows and may or may not be a funny person too.

21. A classic emoji sticker.

Do you use actual words to have conversations? Nope. Either you just love emojis, or you have an android and can't use real emojis.

22. A funny childhood movie or TV-show sticker.

You live vicariously through your childhood and wish you could go back to the early 2000s. You also like dank memes and keeping things relevant. And you may or may not still have a secret crush on Zac Efron.

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Will Enough Ever Be Enough?

Yet another school shooting in America, still nothing done. We are dying.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2018: We are all heartbroken to hear about another school shooting.

At Great Mills High School in Maryland, a 17-year-old male is pronounced dead at the scene after shooting two other students and a school resource officer. Just before their first period started, at 7:55 am, Austin Rollins shot one male and one female student with a handgun before being shot by the school's resource officer. While the 16-year-old female is in critical condition, the 14-year-old male is currently stable. This is the 17th school shooting in 2018. That's 17 days out of the past 80 that parents have gone to bed with their children in body bags as a result of gun violence.

I don't care what political party you associate with, gun violence is completely out of control. I am a registered Republican and completely agree with stricter gun laws. Learn the difference between a gun ban and sales control. Concerned citizens are not trying to take away your guns, but are trying to take away the rights from those that are risks.

Could you imagine legally having to send your child to school but never coming back? You've packed their lunch, maybe with a special note, and gave them a kiss before they left for school, not knowing that it was their last. No matter where we go, we are not safe. We can't go to malls, movie theaters, schools, or even churches without having to worry if it will be our last trip. Our homes, our places of worship, and our schools are supposed to be the places where we feel safest and, instead, our children are filled with fear. Instead of focusing on the political views that divide these groups, why don't we focus on what unites us? Why don't we focus on protecting our kin?

Everyone has had an opinion on the walkouts that have been happening around the country. Everyone has had an opinion on the 17 minutes of silence for the 17 children lost in the Florida shooting. I've seen people disgusted that Nickelodeon had 17 minutes of broadcast cut because it "interrupted the only program [I] let [my] children watch".

If your child was shot at school, you wouldn't have to worry about what programs they watch, but rather where to bury them and how to afford their memorial.

I've seen people saying that it's no wonder that Millenials are dumb. They "find any excuse to cut class". Have you thought about the fact that they are genuinely worried about going to school?

Personally, I've experienced both a shooting scare at my high school and a bomb threat at my college. I shouldn't have to worry about my life ending. I'm legally forced to go to high school and get an education or I'm putting myself into a lifetime of debt to get a degree.

We are all too young to stress about gun violence. Our school years are supposed to be the times our of lives, but they're being wasted on worrying about dying every day.

Rest in peace to all of those who have lost their lives in shootings, not only this year, but always. Hopes, thoughts, and prayers go out to their loved ones. One day, we will unite and find a solution.

We need to work together and forget the labels of parties and cliques in school and look out for one another instead. There is no kind but mankind.

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The Republican Versus Democrat Stigma Needs To Slow Down

We Need To Be Individual Again

We as a society have developed an unnecessary need to place people in a specific party based on what could be a single value out of many. This is a letter for those who do not define themselves as one or the other; for those whose values range between conservative and liberal, for those who feel the unfortunate pressure of society to choose one even though your values do not fit just one.

The political parties at one point generally just meant “these are my basic beliefs, so this is the candidate I will vote for because they most closely represent them.” Party affiliation was harmless. Republicans and Democrats could get along fine, differing opinions not getting in the way of relationships and alignment. More importantly, you did not have to be part of a specific political party to be an active member of society. Your opinions and principles were yours.

Over the years following the last two election races, political parties gained a much more significant and defining meaning in our lives as individuals and as members of society. There is a newly developed stigma behind political opinions. You are almost pressured to feel one way or another about every single topic. If a majority of your values are of the conservative agenda, you must be a heart-and-all Republican. In contrast, if you are more liberal-leaning you are docked as a set Democrat. We as citizens are being labeled according to what may be a few hard-values. And dishearteningly enough, can be ridiculed for what we value. Even if you might not value everything the same as your determined party.

There exists those of us that hold values from both parties. It is possible to value women’s rights and also value a traditional marriage. It is possible to be a gun owner and also active in keeping children safe in school. You do not have to just submit to every belief of one party. You can value aspects of different parties and still be a functioning member of the American society. Do not let the looming obligation to declare yourself as strictly one or the other. You do not have to pretend you agree with everything Democratic or everything Republican; you can have your own values. And you should. Our society is messed up in the way that values are pushed on citizens. We are meant to be free individuals with our private values.

It is not fair to those of us who value different things. Not every American is a to-the-bone Democrat or Republican. It is possible to hold liberal beliefs as a conservative person. And Vice-Versa. We need to stop labeling one another as one or the other, conservative or liberal. We need to stop silencing each other because we have differing views. We need to accept not everyone is perfectly one party, and diversity exists. Open mindedness exists in Americans, despite the seemingly growing generalizations. We need to be able to agree to disagree on certain topics.
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