This Year's Presidential Debate As Explained By "The Office"
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This Year's Presidential Debate As Explained By "The Office"

They probably understand more than we do

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This Year's Presidential Debate As Explained By "The Office"
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First off, let's meet our candidates...

Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders

John Kasich

Donald Trump

Ted Cruz


Now that we know who we're dealing with here....

What're they even about?! Our favorite cast will do their best to explain...

The Democrats:

Sanders is the most popular with the younger crowd- his stance is arguably one of the most progressive we've seen...


Meanwhile, Hillary is really trying her hardest to get with the in crowdHowever, her views have flip flopped more than we can count. Plus, what's up with her and CNN???


The Republicans:

Does anyone even actually know what Kasich is doing...? Cause we don't...

Cruz isn't crystal clear on how he stands on the social issues, however he's extremely fiscally conservation and wants to eliminate the IRS



Donald.... well, we have a theory with how he chooses where he stands



However, this toupee haired gerbil has gained controversy over his racist remarks


In addition to his general dumbass-ery, yet somehow he's still getting votes...?


OH! And here's a synopsis on exactly how much the Republican candidates know/care about Women's HealthCare/Rights


So, Let's Cover Some Big Events That Have Happened...

Most recently, Rubio dropped after the Florida primary

And how everyone else felt about it...


Hillary's emails were a popular topic to bring up during the earlier debates- and her face always said it all


When Trump made fun of a disabled reporter (were we even surprised at that point..?)


Birdie Sanders & everyone's faces when we realized he is, in fact, a Disney Princess


So What's To Happen In Future....?

The eventual rejection of Trump from the entire Republican Party


The reveal of the theory that Kasich's only running to take away potential votes from Trump


When Hillary and Bernie have the final showdown for the nomination


And personally, what I'm most excited for...

Ted Cruz Finally Admits He Is, In Fact, The Zodiac Killer


Either way, I'm pretty sure this will be us all the night of the final election...

Happy Polling from your favorite office workers!~

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