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What's Worse Than The Presidential Debate?

13 Things to remind us the Presidential Debate isn't the end of the world, I think.

Jordan Taylor
Sep 27, 2016
Birmingham, Alabama
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Let's be honest: it isn't the end of the world, yet.

For those of you brave souls who tuned in to the Presidential Debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, those held captive in political Facebook, and those trapped in Twitter, I write this article in your honor.

13 Things Worse Than The TrumpTon Debate

1. Running Out Of Krispy Kreme Donuts

"If the glazed goodness doesn't get me first, the box of 12 I just ate will." *eats another doughnut casually while dying*

2. Break-Ups

Trust me; we'll move past this debate....you actually won't remember much about it.

3. Taco Bellarrhea

*wipes tear from corner of eye*

4. Breaking An iPhone

Bad debates cost you a fraction of your cable bill; I could pay off my student loans if it weren't for paying to repair that dang iPhone screen.

5. People Who Don't Like The Office

GOT 'EM!!

6. Tuition Prices

They said it was just "inflation". They said it was fine; I can't afford Ramen noodles.

7. Stepping On A Lego

Toupee Trauma ain't got nothing on lego warfare.

8. Going To Jail For Deleting Emails

Even Hillary thinks I'm funny....or is that laugh a little fake? Who cares!

9. Being A Human Orange

The Donald can't deny it; I guess I'm on my way to uniting the American people.

10. Flu Season

People cough; we be like "not today Satan".

11. Friendly Fire in Video Games

We were brothers; we were family, but then you destroyed my kill streak.

12. The 1975 Breaking Up

I didn't say anything. What? I can't...LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

13. Not Having Presidential Debates or Elections

Hey, maybe we don't love our options. Maybe this year feels like a joke, but let's remember, it could be worse. We still have Presidential Debates, Elections, Krispy Kreme Donuts, The 1975, Netflix, and the rest of our lives ahead of us. Say no to political agendas and the political correctness that divides families, friendships, and our news feeds. Say yes to funny gifs, memes, and our future.




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