If you are in a relationship, married, or single like me, you’ve had a man make you want to rip your hair out. No matter how much we love them, sometimes we just want to strangle them. One key to our success in dealing with the men in our lives is wine. Sometimes a glass of wine fixes it all, but a lot of times, it takes a whole bottle. Let's just face it, wine can be a way better boyfriend.
1. A bottle of wine can’t steal all the blankets or get mad at you when you steal all the blankets.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
2. Wine doesn’t talk back.
3. When you fall asleep a bottle of wine won’t stop cuddling with you.
4. A bottle of wine won’t check out every girl that walks by in a low cut top or a short skirt.
We saw you.
5. Wine doesn’t make you feel insecure or make you mad, it makes you feel better.
6. A bottle of wine actually fixes things the second you need it done.
7. You don’t have to share your food with a bottle of wine.
8. When you decide to like a certain type of wine there are no surprises! They don’t magically become someone they said they weren’t.
9. Wine loves you as much as you love it.
10. Wine understands that there different nude lipsticks, and yes I need them all.
11. Wine won't just send you those 2am "What's up?" texts.
We know "what's up", you know "what's up", but we just don't care enough to respond.