In a time where there are Olympic events for the average person, I would truly excel. The Olympics are, obviously, very entertaining as they're one of the most watched programs every couple of years. I think we should take the Olympics to the next level -- the average people Olympics. Day to day events that some people could be awesome at would definitely be entertaining. I'm not one of those "everyone gets a medal for participation people," so this should be taken seriously because I'm going to win. The following are all events that I would medal in if the Olympics for the average person did exist.
1. Napping.
I could definitely take home the gold in this event. There are some days where I sleep more than I'm awake, and I'm very proud of this.
2. Eating chicken nuggets while driving.
Now, I know I'm not the best at this yet, but I will be. It's much harder than you think because you have to be able to hold your sauce of choice (mine is sweet and sour) and hold a chicken nugget all while holding the steering wheel. Probably a bronze medal on a good day, I'd give myself a silver, but to be honest my driving gets a little risky.
3. Answering texts quickly.
If you need a text back within 30 seconds, I am your gal. I'd probably break the world record for this one.
4. Taking ugly selfies on Snapchat.
Seriously not sure why people still Snapchat me, I must give them nightmares or something. It's all about the angles people!
5. Dropping things and catching them before they hit the ground.
This is one talent that I know could draw crowds to the Olympics. It is a rare talent that I am blessed to possess. Definitely a gold medalist, don't fight me on this.
6. Binge watching shows on Netflix.
I've watched "The Office" 21 times in the past two years; I don't think I have to prove this one much more.
7. Canceling plans and hanging out with my dog.
Really what's better than a Saturday night spent at home with your actual best friend watching movies and eating all the food in your house?
8. Being on time.
I may be pretty flawed all in all, but my punctuality is on point if I do say so myself.
9. Putting my foot in my mouth.
If there is anyone who can say the wrong thing at the wrong time, it's me.
10. Eating two tacos in the time a regular person can eat one.
Not ashamed.
11. Getting sick.
My immune system is the weakest in the game. Try me.
12. Keeping Snapchat streaks alive.
I will not let them die, I'm relentless. Also, I will hold a grudge if you let them die.
13. Ruining a picture by talking.
I just don't shut up, it's fine really. Except for the fact that I have no good pictures with any of my friends.
14. Making self deprecating jokes.
Use this post as an example!
15. Spreading myself way too thin.
What do you mean I can't be in 10 places at the same time? Are you sure there aren't 40 hours in a day for me to get this all done?