It has become clear that the media wants us to believe that we only have two options for our next president of the United States of America. The only issue with this is the fact that both of these candidates are problematic. One of them is a liar, and the other is a racist, sexist misogynistic idiot. Our options seem to be pretty limited. However, it seems that there has to be some form of light at the end of the tunnel.
Even though I voted for Bernie Sanders in the primary, I have come to accept the fact that the Associated Press has already declared Hillary Clinton the nominee of the Democratic Party, we might as well choose the lesser of two evils. Thus, I have chosen my candidate. After some disagreement in our Democratic party, it is time for me to make an important announcement. It looks like a new candidate has just come in to swoop the presidency. HILARY... DUFF!
She is clearly qualified, as she was once in military school.
Commander-In-Chief is looking fly.
Since she has amazing foreign policy plans, let us now dive into some of her other experience.
She is a fighter! Ms. Duff is always ready to take on a challenge, and give it her all. Something a really great president, would clearly do!
This woman means business.
She is clearly WOKE. Here is her wise word on the Flint Water Crisis!
Furthermore, this classy lady would make a great president for our country, because of some of her inspirational speeches.
Hilary Duff also happens to know and understand the art of letting go, and would most definitely be able to be able to focus on the present and future.
Yes, she understands how to put the past in the past, but when the United States gets into those situations where you need to bring back things from the past, she has a very clear understanding on how to do that too!
Furthermore, Hilary Duff knows how to talk to the people higher in rank than her, such as our parents, The United Nations, etc.
With all this in mind, it becomes clear who is the obvious choice for the next presidential candidate.
Hilary Duff is a true warrior for equal rights. We need a progressive president that will be a fighter for all people. The clear choice here is a like-able, relatable, 2000s icon. This is who we need as our first female president. An established singer, actress, author, and brilliant woman. In November, remember to choose the woman who you trust our country with, the one and only, incomparable Hilary Duff.
So why not take a crazy chance and vote for the obvious presidential candidate for 2016, the one and only Hilary Duff!
