The last weekend of October tends to be the peak of people's fall experience due to the holiday that I love to hate, Halloween. For the scaredy cats of the world like myself, Halloween is actually a personal form of hell.

1. Clowns.

Okay, this is just self-explanatory. They were creepy before. They're terrifying now.

2. The stress of finding the right costume.

I swear trying to dress myself on a normal day is a struggle in itself. Trying to find costumes for an entire weekend might as well be the death of me. Risky Business? A donut? A cop? I give up.

3. The candy hangover.

I started eating candy for dinner on October 5th.. by the time November 1st hits I'm going to need serious rehab and dental work.

4. Constant horror movie commercials on at night.

As if I wasn't already paranoid about all the creeks and weird noises throughout my house. I look up from my phone at the tv to see a commercial for the sequel of Ouija. NO. JUST NO.

5. Horror movies in general.

Scrolling through the channels on tv and Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy vs. Jason, and When A Stranger Calls are ALL on. Brb hiding under my covers and watching Gilmore Girls until October is over.

6. Haunted houses.

I don't know why anyone would want to PAY to be scared but they do. Count me out. But if you need a driver you know who to call.

7. People are always screaming.

I don't know if you're genuinely scared or if you're trying to just scare me but for the love of god please stop.

8. The need to make a costume "sexy"

I recently saw a "sexy" Mrs. Clause and "slutty" Harambe costumes. Y'all really need to be stopped.

9. Fake cobwebs

I know that it looks cute and spooky but seriously I walk into a room and I suddenly feel like I'm being attacked and trapped all at once. Ugh.

So if you love Halloween, live this weekend up. The rest of us will be thankful when Tuesday comes around and it's FINALLY November 1st.