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When You Give The Boys A Beer

Stories so crazy that not even beer can make you forget them

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When You Give The Boys A Beer
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When you give the boys a beer, they’re going to ask to turn on sports.

When you pick Chicago Blackhawks vs. Minnesota Wild, they're going to ask to raise the volume.

One boy will play music even louder because he doesn't care about those teams.

When the boys give up on a chill night watching hockey, they're going to ask the girls to come over.

They don't have to specify where to come since everyone is always in the same place.

When the girls show up to their apartment, they're going to ask her if she finished her global studies paper.

When the girl says she already turned hers in, they're going to ask her to write his paper.

When the girl reluctantly began writing his global studies paper, they're going to ask everyone to head over to Cy's.

When they all grab their coats and head out the door, they're going to ask if their friend was bartending that night... leaving the girl with his paper.

When the boys prepare to leave and move to Mickey's, they're going to ask to sing karaoke.

No one can perform What's My Age Again better than them.

When they finish singing, a mom approaches one of the boys. He's going to ask her to take a tequila shot together.

When they finish their shot, the girls decide they should intervene and suggest grabbing food. They're going to ask two boys on a double date.

When the girls and boys sit down for a late dinner, the boys are going to ask to Facetime their parents together.

Meanwhile, the other boys are still looking for food.

When one of the boys calls a girl asking her to deliver breakfast burritos, the others are going to ask how much longer until their food arrives; although, one boy is already on Tinder looking for a match that's willing to drive him to McDonald's.

When they give up waiting for girls, one boy is going to ask for a ride to the grocery store because he remembers a recipe he found on Facebook for flaming hot Cheeto mozzarella sticks.

When he leaves, everyone else suggests a different snack... cookies are the majority vote. They're going to ask a boy to watch them in the oven.

That was a mistake since they were forgotten... and burned... once the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show came on TV.

When the couples from the double date decide to leave, one of the boys is going to ask to look at the restaurant's hot sauce selection and take a fresh bottle for home.

When everyone is done eating and nestled back in the apartment, they're going to ask if their new puppy can come play.

When one boy hears about his friend’s puppy, he’s going to ask if he can play with his friend’s hamster.

They say no, but he takes the hamster home anyways.

When the puppy bolts into the apartment hours later, majority of people are already asleep; yet, this was for the best because the puppy has an accident in a boy's bedroom.

When 6:30am rolls around, the remaining people awake are going to ask what time the sun will rise.

When they all make their way out to the balcony ready to enjoy, he's going to ask for Beach Boys to play in the background.

When the sun starts to rise and there's nothing but good vibes, one boy, checking the time, asks his friends, "who is ready for a breakfast beer?"

They all laugh because, from the outside, these boys easily look like children; although, the lucky few accepted into their wilderness, know that there’s no other group they’d rather have a beer with.


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