Education Majors: Rocky Road ice cream. We all have memories of those crusty school busses we had to ride in as children; but as an Education major, you ride a different kind of bus. All aboard the struggle bus, children. We’re going on a field trip.
Accounting/Finance/Business: Store brand Neapolitan. These frugal likeminded majors look for security in their ice cream. And if they can’t decide what flavor they want, they can just switch to the next. It’s more bang for your buck.
Engineering: Coffee and Bailey’s flavored ice cream. Because as an engineering major, you need coffee to wake you up and a shot to get you through the week.
Athletic Training: Fried ice cream. Every trip to the Mexican restaurant we get fried ice-cream. In the end, we realize how difficult it is to eat, and it leaves us in confusion. At this point, the committed people stick with this complicated dessert, and others just drop their spoon and walk away.
International Studies: Rum Raisin ice cream. On a trip to Madrid, Spain, one of my friend’s favorite ice cream flavors while there, was Rum Raisin. And that seems about as international as it gets.
Nursing: Vanilla ice cream. Very clean cut and if you mess it up we are going to have problems.
Criminal Justice: Ice cream cake because ice cream cake takes two forms: ice cream and cake. We took this analogy literally. Are you a good cop or a bad cop?
Theatre majors: Tutti Fruity ice cream. I think that every college student can agree, you know when a group of theatre majors arrives in Starbucks. Just like the tutti fruity ice cream, theatre majors are vibrant and full of color. Their personality never disappoints.
History Majors: School ice cream. We all remember those tiny plastic cups with ice-cream in them that you eat with a stick, right? Well, we compared History Majors to this ice cream. As much as we try to, we can’t suppress our History from our memories. Go America.
King Cone: We all know those people who might actually go to prison instead of pursuing a career. (OITNB reference.) It’s not a major, but it’s still funny.
Psychology: The ice cream you get from that danky ice cream shop on the side of the road. You don’t actually know what’s in it and it always keeps you thinking. You also don’t know what you’re going to do with it once you get it. For some reason, this ice cream always has nuts in it.
Political Science Majors: Banana Split. This heterogeneous mixture of sweets uses bananas to split the ice cream in the bowl. We compared this “house divided” reference to a political science classroom. Just like this major, this is a sweet treat that you have to have an acquired taste for.
Nutritional Majors: Froyo. The stereotype of nutrition majors is that they are always healthy. However, much like this desired dessert, you think it’s healthy and it actually isn’t. This isn’t to say that all “froyo” is unhealthy, but some topping choices are definitely questionable.
EMT: There’s no specific flavor here. The truth at hand here is that these kind people are always sacrificing their ice-cream to give to others. And we all need a little ice cream sometimes.
Art: Empty Waffle bowl and a buffet of ice cream. Create your own. It’s your job.
Math: Chocolate ice cream. When we look to mix other flavors into our dessert, we choose chocolate ice-cream as a base. In many subjects, math is the base component of success. Simple to math majors but complicated to everyone else.
Bio/Chem/Physics: Chocolate ice cream and any kind of topping. Just like math is the base of other majors, these majors always start with a chocolate base. Because individuals in these majors are all different, the toppings are all unique.
English: Cookies and cream. Basic but a classic. This oldie but goodie never fails to disappoint; kind of like a good book, right?
Film/Television: Turtle cheesecake ice cream. It’s not too loud of a flavor but it’s always there for your entertainment.
Geology: Chocolate Brownie ice cream. Looks like dirt but doesn’t taste like it.
Social Work: Any Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor. We all have that one thing we run too when life just isn’t going right.
