Clucksters

You live your life on the edge. So much so, that after exhausting and dehydrating yourself from three hours of dancing, you decide to conquer Clucksters' 911 hot sauce challenge at 3 a.m. Much like your wings, your saucy and spicy attitude is sure to make an impression.

Pizza Kingdom

You are too incoherent to make the quarter mile journey to Slices, so you settle with quantity over quality. Members of the late-night kingdom are carefree, tranquil, and appreciate the simple things in life, like a foot long slice for only $5.

Slices

This is what you have been waiting for all night. You even made the journey and survived the unceasing line, despite contemplating using the chair by the back as a bed. Late-night Slices is for the hardworking Terp who appreciates attention to detail.

Jimmy John's

While all the other chumps are wasting time in line for the typical slice of pizza, You've quickly acquired a sandwich that was sub-par, but nevertheless different than the usual fix. You are unique, intelligent, and see opportunity, regardless of whether or not it's the most popular option.

DP Dough

When you have the most unbearable munchies, insomnia, and you're unfit to move more than fifty steps, DP Dough will provide you with your comfort food of choice, direct to your door. With such a high concentration in fat and carbohydrates, it will ensure that you wake up hangover-free. You are often lazy, but always pleasurable and comforting, like your meal of choice.

Whoever you are and whatever you order, just remember the ranch on the side.