Furious Styles once said, "Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children."

For those of you who don't know who Mr. Styles is, he's Cuba's dad in Boyz N the Hood. Need more explanation? No.

As you know, Trump is running for president; the man who is going to make America great again. The Commander-in-Chief, the leader of the free world. For a guy who wants to throw punches, he sure seems to be ducking a lot of them.

The first debate he skipped out on was the Iowa Primary, a move that only bolstered his following. When I heard he did this, I thought he was made of garbage, like before, but just more so now.

What did he do instead of this? He held a fundraiser for veterans, that son of a bitch. I'm not bashing the fact that he held a fundraiser for our troops, I'm just upset that he did something honorable instead of his usual antics.

Then Mr. Trump recently decided to not participate in the GOP debate in Utah, for whatever reason. Kasich decided to follow suit, and now the GOP debate is cancelled. Did it have anything to do with Kasich dropping out? Probably not, but maybe Kasich thought that would get him another win, other than his home state.

My advice to Kasich: pack up camp and stay in Ohio, where people know who you are. But no, Kasich will probably stay in the race 'till the bitter, spray-tanned orange end.

I really don't think it is a good sign that GOP front-runner is ducking out of debates, where candidates actually talk about policy and not about having sex with their daughters or their "beautiful" hands. We need a leader, not the head of clown college; refer to the face color, if it looks unnatural, they probably aren't a good pick.

Could our country really be run by Trump? Will we soon live in the United States of Trump? He slaps his name on everything else he is involved in, so I wouldn't be that surprised.

If Trump put as much time into policy as he did combing his hair, he would still be an a**hole.

I wish I felt differently about Trump, but I don't. You know the old saying, "you can put lipstick on a pig, but you still don't want that pig running your country. especially since this pig has such expressive lips."

The president of the United States is a caretaker, of sorts; a father if you will. This is what scares me about Trump, he keeps showing his face around the house, and newly single Ms. Voter has been taking an interest in the big orange face of his.

She didn't want him at first, but he kept showing up, promising her the world, and a threesome with his daughter.

Then wouldn't you know it, Trump impregnated Ms. Voter with ideals of grandeur, promising to make America great again. Guess what? She's taking the bait and Trump is sinking his teeth in.

If we aren't careful, Ms. Voter is going to be left high and dry, and Trump will move on to something else. I never thought I'd say this, because it isn't practical because he's a fully grown man, but let's abort Trump!