Apparently exes don't clash. I mean we kinda didn't clash until you realized you were dumb and hated me for no reason. So, exes aren't supposed to be friends..... I guess me and you never got that memo. We became friends when we realized we bonded over hating the same things. But also a bunch of random things, as well as we pretty much were the same person. Most people don't realize the friendship we have or understand it, which is cool. I mean, who's going to understand #carscreaming or #monies without thinking we are intoxicated?

I honestly never really thought I'd see the day that we got along civilly, especially after your lovely hate novel you sent me. But, now, a couple months down the road, its rare to go an hour without you blowing up my phone for attention. Even though you annoy me, I'd get worried if you didn't annoy me.

I never thought I would almost die in McDonald's, especially with you, ew. Or stay at your house, trust you enough to pluck my eyebrows, or to even close my eyes around you without thinking you'd try to kill me, no big deal really.

I never thought i would hear a Christmas parody of 679, but I did, thanks to you, 20 million times too many, and if I hear it again my ears may fall off.

How many selfies have we taken? Apparently never enough for you because I always look better than you or you look better than me, so it never really works.

Also, when someone says I'm on the way, that doesn't mean "Jump in the shower" ESPECIALLY WHEN LUKE BRYAN IS IN TOWN.

But, seriously, these past couple months have been great. Even though I didn't choose the Ralph Corey life, I'm glad it chose me.

"Make Taylor work all day and earn the monies, but don't let her touch the monies." -Taylor's Mom

You're Stuck With Me Forever,

Ralph Corey (TM)