When it comes to being in a relationship, there are going to be times when the significant other will drive you crazy. Sometimes that significant other tries to act that way on purpose. I will admit that I am that kind of boyfriend. I am an annoying boyfriend to my girlfriend and I want to share the things I do that annoy my girlfriend. See if you do the same thing to your significant other. Significant other, see if your boyfriend is the same way.
1. I will snore in bed.
I always thought that I was never the type of person that would snore. I know I tend to snore a little bit when I have a cold. Well, that is not the case with my girlfriend. I snore as loud as the trains coming by outside of our apartment. I am so loud that I will get a little "tap" and "hey quit snoring." Sorry that I am enjoying my slumber.
2. I will "hog the bed and blankets".
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I think this is a total lie because I do not feel like I am the one who hogs the bed all the time and hogs the blankets. Yes, I am pretty tall, but I do try my best to have my space and give her some space too. I guess it would be best to either have more blankets or just buy a California King.
3. I will sing obnoxiously.
Everybody will tell me that am I a horrible singer, which I am okay to hear that. But sometimes when you think of a song, you just have to sing it. And who else but your significant other should you sing it so horribly and so loud just to see their reaction? Usually I'll hear something like, "Mike, shut up. You're not even good." Yes, I know I am not good, but I am trying to serenade you and show you my love towards you.
4. I will probably stink up the bathroom.
The thing with sharing a bathroom is that you have to deal with each other's stuff. The thing you absolutely have to share is the toilet. Yes, when a man or woman has to go, they have to go. If I happen to stink up the bathroom, I do apologize. At least I tried to spray the Febreeze. Plus, I usually warn you that I have to go to the bathroom.
5. I will sometimes forget to put a new roll of toilet paper.
This is one that I can understand as to why my girlfriend is so annoyed with me. There are moments when I go to the bathroom and I am in my zone. I am on my phone and not worrying about anything else. Then I use the toilet paper, flush, wash my hands, and I am out the door and leave the apartment to go to class. When she goes in the bathroom and hear her screaming, "Mike, you forgot to put a new thing a toilet paper up." Yeah that was my bad. I will try harder to remember that.
6. I will leave a mess here and there.
I never thought I was the "messy marvin" kind of guy that left stuff everywhere, but I guess I am. Sometimes I may leave a can of pop by the table before I go to bed or leave a mess when I am making something in the kitchen and forget. At least when I clean it up, it looks spotless.
7. I will mimic you.
This is one of my favorite things to do just to tick her off. Sometimes when we argue, I just go ahead and say the same thing she is saying. Usually I hear things like "Mike, stop it" or "Mike, you are being so annoying." At least we got off the topic of whatever argument we were having. Now our problems are solved!
8. I will forget everything.
I am the worst person when it comes to reminders. When you tell me to do somthing, I will probably forget to do it unless I am told about 50 times. I would say this is main reason why my girlfriend gets mad at me. If I have been forgetting to do things for this long, I guess it's not enough for her to say goodbye to me. That's a plus!
9. I am not the person to decide on where to eat when given the chance.
My girlfriend and I get into this argument all the time and it drives me crazy, but I am sure it drives her crazy, too. When we try to decide on where to eat, she always tells me, "you decide." Nope, I am not the one that is going to decide because whatever I decide, you will not like it. Then she gets mad at me and we both settle on a place to eat. I swear it takes us forever to decide which place to eat for dinner. I'll take the blame.
10. I love sports and want to watch my sports when they're on.
My girlfriend and I will sometimes have our moments when watching sports is okay, but most of the time, it is something I like to do at night. When a Cavs game is on TV, I want to watch it. No, I do not want to watch what is on HGTV or Food Network, especially when the Cavs game is on. I do not think I hog the TV all the time to watch sports. I watch what she likes to watch. I might just have to watch my sports on the bedroom TV.
11. I will be sarcastic quite a bit.
I am a very sarcastic kind of guy and it is quite funny to use it in a relationship. When my girlfriend says, "Can we go somewhere fun over the summer?" I say "No, too much fun." She must know that I am not always a serious kind of guy. I have to show my jokester side once in awhile or just show it all the time.
12. I will always be annoying till the day I die.
You can try to change me up, but it will not happen. I am who I am and I proud to be the annoying boyfriend to my girlfriend. Obviously, if it comes to a point when it too much, I will tone it down, but it will never go away. I cannot be serious all the time.
To all the annoying boyfriends out there, do not be afraid that you are too much for your significant other to handle. Obviously, if they have dealt with you through this, they really do care about you. They love having that goofy boyfriend that does not have to take things seriously all the time. It can get boring if a relationship is that way. Continue being the annoying boyfriend you are and always remember to love and care for your significant and annoyed other.
