1. The boy with the foot fetish

Honesty sometimes is NOT the best policy

2. The boy who read my bio, used key components from it, and made it dirty

I am a photographer and I love dogs but this was uncalled for!

3. The boy with absolutely no chill

He went 0 to 100, REAL QUICK!

4. The boy who is quite lonely

I wish I never asked him what he did in his alone time.

5. The boy who claims sex is a HIIT workout

I'd much rather be on StairMaster for an hour if anything to burn more calories.

6. The boy who didn't find my patriotism funny

When you have an opportunity like this, you have to seize it. 'Murica.

7.The boy who was immediately dehydrated

P.S. I unmatched him and I never asked my mom but she would have said no anyways.

8.The boy that needs to get a library card and off Tinder

Read a few books before using a cheesy pick-up line that does NOT work.

9: The boy who probably thinks the Earth is flat

We are ALL to blame for global warming, don't put all the blame on me buddy!

10. The boy who thought astronomy was weird

1) You're*

2) I got an A in astronomy class

11. The boy who should have sent me money on Venmo

I am a broke college student, I had my Venmo username on my Tinder bio for a reason!

12. The boy who incorrectly assumed my race

I may look a tad Asian but I am far from being Asian considering my family and I are fully Mexican (born and raised there). Thanks for coming to my TED talk.